Gaming 3ds games that absolutely suck

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so someone has to post it,, spare the heartache for someone to not waste or bother their time downloading/installing or (lmfao) buying a crappy game.

sure there are lots of awesome games on this system,, and there are some really bad ones. this thread is for any 3ds game, whether it be 3dsware, or retail, who cares. so lets begin:

1st: some game called: undead bowling. this has to be probly the worst game of all on this entire system, I don't care. it is so bad I just want to re-install it,, just so I can uninstall it again. I thought it would be kinda like plants vs zombies,, nope I was wrong. I put it up there with et on Atari, and abadox on nes. DO NOT think it is bowling either, it's just flawed beyond. yes, I did actually gave it a few to try it out, see if there was anything worth mentioning about it at all,, nope. all I can say is: OMG

honorable mention: madden on 3ds. ok, this madden is so bad, there is no franchise mode, just one version of a season schedule, the game picks your plays for you half the time, not even any all time teams at all. wow,, even the old snes maddens had all time teams lmfao. but since this is the only football game on 3ds, keep it only if you really wanna play football on your 3ds. yes I have it installed only for that reason. but there is always tecmo bowl in vc
 
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Any game on the eshop by RCMADIAX. The titles are usually in ALL CAPS and needlessly new3ds only.
Even at $1-1.50, these glorified unity-demos are a complete scam.
I'm convinced this dev is the sole reason why the Switch SDK is invitation-only.

Here's a couple of examples of the type of games they make:

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An article on nintendolife explaining the origin of these games:
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/20...rcmadiax_games_on_the_wii_u_and_new_3ds_eshop
 
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1) I know I'm going to get flamed for it, but I hated MH Generations/Cross. Seriously, the mechanics are hard to pick up and play, and the flagship monsters are boring. There isn't any sense of story progression like with MH3U/MH4U and it felt like it was just nostalgia for the original MH fans, while leaving the newcomers in the dust. No thanks (actually didn't get very far in the campaign/storyline - think they made the dinosaur/fire starter monster impossible to beat in the first encounter)..

2) Senra Kagura. Beat them ups should be satisfying to play, and this wasn't. Every hit should feel powerful, but the mechanics of transforming and whatever makes the game really hard to pick up and play. (Beat them ups should not have difficult mechanics.)

3) Star Fox 64 3D. I know it's a port of the Nintendo 64 game, but ooh boy. It's kind of terrible.
 

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1- Senran Kagura games: Shitty controls and shitty story that only sell due to boobs.
2-Pokemon art academy: Only has like 5 songs in its OST. looping. endlessly. while you draw :) also not only does it export all drawings as jpegs but it also adds an ugly watermark.
3-Kutar: Look like they were made in unity using a tutorial. Plays like it too.
4-RPG maker: Most of the text is misspelled, and some commands don't even work.
 

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Hardly the worst 3DS game but the worst I've bought, SSB4 - rushed to launch (Amiibo support wasn't ready), tons of updates which almost invariably broke your replays, first 2nd party games with tons of overpriced DLC (breaking their own promise of "Mewtwo only, and only as a bonus for those who bought the game for both consoles"), and worst of all, no download play (okay, it's too big to be realistic) nor free local-multiplayer-client-only version like Mario Party has: the replay value of Smash is very little with no realistic options for local multiplayers... although I guess homebrew does what nintendon't

Pokemon gen 6, in comparison, is "only" guilty of being flagship grossly unoptimized shovelware, and I did get the cost of Y and AS below 50 cents/hour, so not complaining too much...
 

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Cube Creator 3D and Battle Miner. I had them both, expecting them to be slightly downgraded Minecraft clones, but soon deleted them because reasons. Cube Creator was weird...The monsters, music, textures, and animals, all weird. Battle Miner just felt VERY unfinished. I'm so glad an official Minecraft is out.
 
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Cube Creator 3D and Battle Miner. I had them both, expecting them to be slightly downgraded Minecraft clones, but soon deleted them because reasons. Cube Creator was weird...The monsters, music, textures, and animals, all weird. Battle Miner just felt VERY unfinished. I'm so glad an official Minecraft is out.

Battle miner does suck, i played that game for 5 mins then deleted it
 
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