ohai thar!
Well hello there!
How are you?
I'm doing great!
Can you sign this waiver for me? Here's a working pen, now sign it. Go ahead, sign it. DAMMIT, WHY WON'T YOU SIGN IT?
I signed it, I hope your happy 
What/who are you the most thankful for?
Depends on how things are going, right now its technology. All this stuff we have is amazing.
Is the penis mightier than the sword?
I'd say it is but in a real fight I thing the sword would win *cringes*
If you have one year left to live, what would you do?
I'd travel the world and probably do a bunch of dangerous stuff
If you have one month left to live, what would you do?
Same thing but with much less traveling
If you have one week left to live, what would you do?
Party hard, really really hard.
If you have one day left to live, what would you do?
I'd probably spend the whole day thinking of what to do honestly.
If you have an hour left to live, what would you do?
Go to a nice restaurant with my family, and write some texts to some of my friends.
If you have one minute left to live, what would you do?
Punch a hole in my wall, I always wanted to do that.
If you had all the money in the world, what would you do with it?
Buy lots of cool stuff for all my friends (if one person owned all the money in the world, the money wouldn't be worth anything)
If you had a chance to slap anyone in the face, who would it be?
The president, nothing against him it just makes a great story
If you could become anything, what would you be?
I would become a penguin, i'd then proceed to slide around everywhere.
You have three wishes. What would you use them for?
World peace, unlimited food and water, and for earths atmosphere to last for another few thousand years
Your favorite song?
Changes all the time but right now its probably "Try honesty" by Billy Talent
Your least favorite song?
Don't really have one
Favorite movie?
I don't really watch many movies, so I don't have a favorite.
Favorite book?
I have a collection of all of Edgar Allan Poe's writings, That's probably my favorite. Runners up are the series of unfortunate events, harry potter series, and the Eragon series
Favorite color?
Red
Pets?
I have two dogs, both are pit bulls. They get a bad rep for being used as fighting dogs and a lot of people are afraid of them. Their actually really nice dogs if you raise them right.
What consoles do you currently own?
Ps2, Ps3, Gamecube, Wii, Xbox 360, gameboy pocket, Gba sp, dslite, 3ds
What was the worst game you've ever played?
ET, trust me its actually as bad as they say it is.
What was the best game you've ever played?
I usually regard Dark Cloud 2 (Dark chronicle) as my favorite game of all time.
3DS or Vita?
I have a 3DS but not a vita, I have nothing against the Vita though.
Xbox360, Wii, or PS3?
All of them, although all my friends have xboxs so the 360 gets used the most.
Are you a spy?
I'm in your base sapping your sentries.
y so serious?
I'm actually pretty laid back.
Right to bear arms, or right to arm bears?
Bear arms and arm bears, put them all in an area together.
Rainbows?
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻?
('')(O.o)('')
Have you ever been so angry you threw a VCR at a burning bus?
I threw a burning bus at a vcr attached to a bus that wasn't burning but then subsequently caught on fire
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
........Yep!
How many questions did I ask so far?
Lets find out! a one....a two....a three....* crunch*
So, let me just clarify something: you like bananas?
I don't actually, but its fun to smack people with them
...yay?
m'kay, that's it for now.
Oh thank god
bai!
Bies
