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  1. OctogenderIceBadger

    Das Leben eines Eisdachs

    Previously, on Badger Ball Zed... "Let me go! You'll die too!" I pleaded to the lass holding me in a powerful grip as the kitten Mouser charged her mega death ray, preparing to blast me and her faithful compatriot to the death. "It will all be worth it... to be rid of you!" She said, closing...
  2. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'A Long Absence'

    Thanks. I felt that it was the time at last
  3. OctogenderIceBadger

    A Long Absence

    It has been a while since I posted a blog here telling of my daring exploits. People have asked me - nay, begged me to return and tell my tale. But though I heard the cries of the people - alas, I did not care. Quarantined in my self-made igloo with my childselves, I fear I have begun to lose...
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    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Went to something called a kink show'

    Doggy doggy what now? I am greatly disturbed by almost every aspect of this story
  5. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Chapter the Third: Being the Thirdst Parte of Tales of Time Travel, Robots, and Aliens'

    From how wonderous it all is?
  6. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Tales of Time Travel, Robots, and Aliens'

    Wait until chapter 3. Then things get REALLY freaky on the dance floor
  7. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter the Third: Being the Thirdst Parte of Tales of Time Travel, Robots, and Aliens

    Journeying to a mysterious land, filled with snow-esque powder upon the ground -- suddenly, a mutated zombie-demon leapt from the crevice of the earth, hoping to feed upon a tasty morsel (mainly of the Shesha's neckmeat variety) when she suddenly, and without warning or thought, kicked with such...
  8. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Two - 2nd Ignition of Tales of Time Travel, Robots and Aliens

    The alien and the robotic drill-armed velociraptor horse (or RDVH for short) were on a sacred journey. A journey to find themselves. But mainly it was a journey to revive their fallen ally, Esperanza Cordova, blasted to the double darkness from whence he came. They traveled long and far to the...
  9. OctogenderIceBadger

    Tales of Time Travel, Robots, and Aliens

    'Twas the fifth of december in the summer of 1943. Many younglings galavanted about the rosemary bush, engaging in many acts of reindeer games and other such tiddlywinks as those types of milquetoast individuals would perform. "Murble," cried a gaily-feather'd mooncalf by the name of...
  10. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Chapter Six: Mileek and the Mysterious Leek'

    'Tis a nice offer, oh H1B1Esquire but I am a badger of most excellent fancy. A couch be no place for a man of such class as we. Give me an igloo, any day of the week
  11. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Seven: Village of the Fighting Butterscoots

    "Woman, you got me messed up," said Daquan one morning to his mother as he tossed a stone that did shatter. "Whatchu on and whatchu see, O kin who is so close to me?" Replied the child's mother. "What could I say and what would I feel to one who is so boldly against his own field?" "Oh, please...
  12. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Six: Mileek and the Mysterious Leek

    A young thief named Mileek sat on his sink and stared at a leek. "Tasty it shows, but doth taking a taste would I grow?" He thought, and tickled the ears on his cheek. "Pleasure on your tongue I shall place, just please remove the ears from your face." Said the leek with a wart now in its...
  13. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Five: Looking For Love (Part 2)

    Sitting at my home in Antarctica with my thousands of asexually reproduced children-selves, they jumped upon my knee and shouted with glee. "Motherfather! Motherfather! O, do tell us a story, couldn't you, O Motherfather?" One asked. "Oh, do let's." Responded offspring #368, who for some reason...
  14. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Four: A Badger Never Smiles

    "You always seem to smile when the moon is nigh," saith a nearby voluptuous female as she consumed an entire bag of potatoes, thinking how like the moon a shoe longs for the summer. "And your face spins like a cord on a trunk doth spinneth, round and round about in its merry way," I replied...
  15. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Three: Babelians from Outer Space

    Howdy y'all. I, Boldorf, the greatest thing that ever was or ever will be has been away for far too long. I heard the people's cries for help, but alas... I did not care. Upon my usual visit to the home of a murbling mouser cat known as Mouser the XIV, I was suddenly abducted by several...
  16. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Chapter Two: Of Being Better than Everyone Ever'

    The more people know of me, the doper I become. In essence: more worship, more better
  17. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Chapter Two: Of Being Better than Everyone Ever'

    Uh, my page description says it all. I'm pretty much everything good and perfect and wonderful fused into a many-gendered badger with ice powers
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    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'Chapter Two: Of Being Better than Everyone Ever'

    Were you born yesterday, perhaps?
  19. OctogenderIceBadger

    Chapter Two: Of Being Better than Everyone Ever

    Ascending to the status of being worshipped as a god isn't easy, even when your abilities are beyond what is described as god-tier. To accomplish my dream of being known by everyone on the planet, living or dead, I knew I had to get my name out there, and so I climbed Mt. Everest, training my...
  20. OctogenderIceBadger

    Comment by 'OctogenderIceBadger' in 'How an ice badger got its groove back'

    You tell those black market hooligans what's up
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