Brakken rants GBAtemp

AshuraZro · Aug 2, 2008

I find it funny how these folks rant at websites in such fashion. I'd be lying if I didn't say somethings are true but the magic of it is that I simply don't give a fuck what a blog post (or a forum for that matter) says. The point I enjoy lies outside of his post. 05:45 am. Generally I prefer getting ready for work in the morning rather than posting on blogs but whatever, TO EACH THEIR OWN.

Edit: Bolded for unnecessary emphasis.

Icey · Aug 2, 2008

I think he should just go outside and do something else instead of typing up that long pointless essay.

yuyuyup · Aug 2, 2008

I love piracy and stealing free video games because I fantasize about the starving children of the developers piling up in the streets and rotting as I step over them playing with my M3 Simply. That dream of mine makes me laugh hysterically by myself. I play and beat plenty of the games I steal (Soul Bubbles 100%, Metroid Prime 3 veteran 100%, Mario Galaxy, Viewtiful Joe DS, both Castlevania DS, TWEWY working on secret reports, etc etc) I play to conquer motherfucker, don't you question my extreme eliteness in the field of stealing video games and raping them to death. I will rip your balls off and sew them to my body, that's right I'm stealing and using your balls which are IN MY PANTS. TWO BALLS IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH FOR ME. I will beat every god damn wii and ds title, I will eat ketchup and mustard till my shit turns orange, and I will rebuild the twin towers and SCALE THEM NUDE.

Mangofett · Aug 2, 2008

yuyuyup said:
I love piracy and stealing free video games because I fantasize about the starving children of the developers piling up in the streets and rotting as I step over them playing with my M3 Simply. That dream of mine makes me laugh hysterically by myself. I play and beat plenty of the games I steal (Soul Bubbles 100%, Metroid Prime 3 veteran 100%, Mario Galaxy, Viewtiful Joe DS, both Castlevania DS, TWEWY working on secret reports, etc etc) I play to conquer motherfucker, don't you question my extreme eliteness in the field of stealing video games and raping them to death. I will rip your balls off and sew them to my body, that's right I'm stealing and using your balls which are IN MY PANTS. TWO BALLS IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH FOR ME. I will beat every god damn wii and ds title, I will eat ketchup and mustard till my shit turns orange, and I will rebuild the twin towers and SCALE THEM NUDE.

Post of the year. No sarcasm, it was that good.

T-hug · Aug 2, 2008

http://www.tehskeen.com/forums/showthread.php?p=25945

Some people are always watching.

[-EDIT-]
To explain the above post (already being asked wtf) GBAtemp broke the news on WiiScrubber as it was GBAtemp member Dack who coded the app.
Brakken posted the news on tehskeen, with links to GBAtemp.
If so against piracy and GBAtemp, why post an app used to modify illegal ISOs? Answer: HITS

JPH · Aug 2, 2008

this guy is like 100% right about everything.

sweet.

callmebob · Aug 2, 2008

That was a nice rant!

Even though I don´t read through the forums there, I do visit the site´s main page every day. Great stuff imiho.

He does make some good points, and I agree with pretty much all of it, but he should well live and let live.

And even though there are a large number of tweens, and über-noobs here, there´s still a bunch of experienced, intelligent persons as well.

As for me, well he hit the nail right on the head. I probably do have about 80,000 games that I´ll never play. I don´t mind using a guide if I get stuck in a game.

Just hope he´s not coming after me personally now, just because I have a patch over one of my eyes, and have a wood leg. What kind of a fair fight would that be?

Doomsday Forte · Aug 2, 2008

Durr, all of us are hackers here at the 'temp.

Just get equipped with an Axe to your mainhand, and hack away!

Volsfan91 · Aug 2, 2008

I used to blog for TehSkeen. It sucked.

Oh, I linked to GBATemp one time and woke up with this message:

brakken said:
Hey,

I'd like to keep that warez page off of tehskeen. I know there's going to be hundreds of mods for games and I don't want the main page full of links to them. So please refrain from updating the site with new mods they make for Wii games.

Thanks,
brakken

Anything else you'd like to know about brakken? I'm ready for a tell all.

blazingwolf · Aug 2, 2008

Volsfan91 said:
I used to blog for TehSkeen. It sucked.

Oh, I linked to GBATemp one time and woke up with this message:

brakken said:

Hey,

I'd like to keep that warez page off of tehskeen. I know there's going to be hundreds of mods for games and I don't want the main page full of links to them. So please refrain from updating the site with new mods they make for Wii games.

Thanks,
brakken

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Anything else you'd like to know about brakken? I'm ready for a tell all.

Your only proving his point with stupid shit like this.

I'm not here to argue or flame as GBATEMP usually does, I'm just pointing out facts.

Guys please be aware, he isn't talking about everyone on GBATEMP (though he covers a large majority), so if you don't fall under any categories he talks about...then be cool. You'd only need to SHOW ME YOUR RAGE, if you were actually offended by feeling as if it were truth or relevant to you.

(Why do I feel like posting this is a bad thing?)

asuri · Aug 2, 2008

meh everyone here is like a brother / sister you defend its natural

Pizzaroo · Aug 2, 2008

Why do people care that we are pirates? i guess it would be worse if he called people from romsites pirates.

thegame07 · Aug 2, 2008

This guy sounds like he has contacts

I think we should remove all scene releases info from the main page before we feel the wrath of this guys 2nd blog! I'm starting to feel scared even posting on here when gbatemp has enemys like this

Edit: shit, I forgot sarcasm doesn't work on the internet.

OSW · Aug 2, 2008

yuyuyup said:
I love piracy and stealing free video games because I fantasize about the starving children of the developers piling up in the streets and rotting as I step over them playing with my M3 Simply. That dream of mine makes me laugh hysterically by myself. I play and beat plenty of the games I steal (Soul Bubbles 100%, Metroid Prime 3 veteran 100%, Mario Galaxy, Viewtiful Joe DS, both Castlevania DS, TWEWY working on secret reports, etc etc) I play to conquer motherfucker, don't you question my extreme eliteness in the field of stealing video games and raping them to death. I will rip your balls off and sew them to my body, that's right I'm stealing and using your balls which are IN MY PANTS. TWO BALLS IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH FOR ME. I will beat every god damn wii and ds title, I will eat ketchup and mustard till my shit turns orange, and I will rebuild the twin towers and SCALE THEM NUDE.

ROFLMAO! that was fucking hilarious!

seriously i'm cracking up in hysterics here.

shadowboy · Aug 2, 2008

Well...
I do think we are getting a tad bit, 90% of the people below 40 posts piss me off with their flames and crap... but seriously, we have the best damn mods/admins I've ever seen, and all of our regular members are awesome and make this community rock.

So yeah, I respectfully disagree with this blog, and also request this thread be deleted to prevent any more of our members from spamming his site.

Volsfan91 · Aug 2, 2008

blazingwolf said:
Volsfan91 said:

I used to blog for TehSkeen. It sucked.

Oh, I linked to GBATemp one time and woke up with this message:

brakken said:

Hey,

I'd like to keep that warez page off of tehskeen. I know there's going to be hundreds of mods for games and I don't want the main page full of links to them. So please refrain from updating the site with new mods they make for Wii games.

Thanks,
brakken

Anything else you'd like to know about brakken? I'm ready for a tell all.

Your only proving his point with stupid shit like this.

I'm not here to argue or flame as GBATEMP usually does, I'm just pointing out facts.

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Not that you have any reason to kiss butt, ye blogger of TehSkeen.

If he didn't mean most users then why did he say:

brakken

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Okay, so I’ve said my bit. I think 99% of GBATEMP’s users are little kids (twelve through early twenties) that think just because they can pirate some ROM files

You're FLAT OUT WRONG about him not meaning it about most of the users as he explains in that sentence. 99% (very scientific calculation by him here) pretty much means nearly everyone.

Come on kid.

Jhongerkong · Aug 2, 2008

Volsfan91 said:
blazingwolf said:

Volsfan91 said:

I used to blog for TehSkeen. It sucked.

Oh, I linked to GBATemp one time and woke up with this message:

brakken said:

Hey,

I'd like to keep that warez page off of tehskeen. I know there's going to be hundreds of mods for games and I don't want the main page full of links to them. So please refrain from updating the site with new mods they make for Wii games.

Thanks,
brakken

Click to expand...

Anything else you'd like to know about brakken? I'm ready for a tell all.

Click to expand...

Your only proving his point with stupid shit like this.

I'm not here to argue or flame as GBATEMP usually does, I'm just pointing out facts.

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Not that you have any reason to kiss butt, ye blogger of TehSkeen.

This

And personally, ive lost all respect for this site now. So this site indexes roms, no reason to call the WAAAHHHMMMMBULANCE.

Jdbye · Aug 2, 2008

Little kids? Early twenties?
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

To be honest, this guy is just talking bullshit. If he sees these kind of people everywhere, then it doesn't matter whether GBAtemp is full of them or not, because everywhere else is anyway, so it's the same.

Volsfan91 · Aug 2, 2008

I don't think brakken's intentions are ever bad. He's just kind of an idiot.

blazingwolf · Aug 2, 2008

Simply because I help maintain tehskeen, does not mean that I must believe everything that he believes and blindly support him. I have my opinions, and he has his. Hell, if you noticed, I've been a member of gbatemp longer than theskeen. Also, I fall under the category of the 80,000+ ROM collecting whores. I can understand his opinion, and we have even talked about it, and civilly resolved. Hell there wasn't even a conflict. But I don't need to backlash at him or flame him. I can say, hey, wouldn't say that about everyone who collects ROMs. End discussion. Also, maybe you guys could learn something about hyperboles? Using 99% in the way he did journalistically (is that a word?) is obviously a hyperbole, and not to be taken literally in a statistic point.

Again I'm not trying to put down anyone else or flame. Just defending myself.

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