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Ravenous Rap

Thread starter hippy dave
Start date Sep 10, 2026
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hippy dave

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#1

I'm feeling fucking ravenous
My belly's feeling cavernous
So get some food inside of me
Or see another side of me
Hungry doesn't cover it
No this is some other shit
Hangry's not the half of it
I'm just starting to starve a bit
You'd better get some food in me
Or you won't be deluding me
That you're not also edible
I think you'll taste incredible

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#2

Looks more like a love poem to food

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#3

I fucking love food

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#5

SylverReZ said:
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Veho

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#6

Metroid peckish.

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#7

Veho said:
Metroid peckish.

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#8

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#9

Veho said:
Metroid peckish.

Someone made a generator so...

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#10

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#11

Now that would be interesting

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#12

Another one comes to mind

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#13

Would you like uremom's spaghetti

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#15

Can always dig deep into Metroid's rich meme history

Metroid girlfriend.jpg

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#16

Asking the real questions

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#17

Irish Metroid.jpg

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