What to do with loads of mozzarella?

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T22:48:35+0100

This is not a joke, i have loads of mozzarella ( like over 1kg/2 pounds dry) and cant decide what to with it.
slightly over date but not massively so, any ideas?

ChronoCrossfangirl2002 · 2026-08-02T23:02:24+0100

well i'm no cheese expert, i only know about books and machines, but if you were to ask me:
I'd either eat it, sell it, or use it as mouse bait...you do have mice right?

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T23:03:22+0100

ChronoCrossfangirl2002 said:
well i'm no cheese expert, i only know about books and machines, but if you were to ask me:
I'd either eat it, sell it, or use it as mouse bait...you do have mice right?

lol like... yeah, eating it is KINDA what i intended to do ^^;;;

i meant more like... good recipes i may not know that use loads of mozzarella, you know?

hippy dave · 2026-08-02T23:08:42+0100

Chug as much of the liquid as you can. Film it for jackass or whatever.

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T23:11:02+0100

hippy dave said:
Chug as much of the liquid as you can. Film it for jackass or whatever.

you know... if i HAD to im sure it wouldnt be that bad at all!
Like... for a movie project, one of those ones that pay by the hour.
Would i demean myself and chug it?
Sure.
But would it REALLY be that bad? i kinda dont think so.
I imagine itd be like butter milk a bit, right?

hippy dave · 2026-08-02T23:12:30+0100

Nakamichi said:
you know... if i HAD to im sure it wouldnt be that bad at all!
Like... for a movie project, one of those ones that pay by the hour.
Would i demean myself and chug it?
Sure.
But would it REALLY be that bad? i kinda dont think so.
I imagine itd be like butter milk a bit, right?

ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

Forget jackass, film it for gbatemp

ChronoCrossfangirl2002 · 2026-08-02T23:14:37+0100

Nakamichi said:
lol like... yeah, eating it is KINDA what i intended to do ^^;;;

i meant more like... good recipes i may not know that use loads of mozzarella, you know?

OOOH then i know just the thing, see you can make these pizza wraps on the stove, you'll need:

- Pepperonis
- mozzarella
- marinara sauce
- Tortillas
- coconut oil
- Garlic Powder

As for making the dish:
- put the first 3 ingredients one the torilla
- wrap it up jelly roll style
- put the garlic powder and coconut oil in a small bowl
- mix
- then spread it onto what you just wrapped
- place the stove on high or mid
- let it cook for 4 minutes on each side

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T23:14:42+0100

hippy dave said:
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

Forget jackass, film it for gbatemp

if i get some good recipes... ill try a LITTLE of it for gbatemp!
but only if people assure me that it wont come back to haunt me, its gonna be really artistic and that it would further my carreer.

Diavol0 · 2026-08-02T23:15:13+0100

"mozzarella in carrozza"
Look for the recipe. (use translate -.-)

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T23:16:09+0100

ChronoCrossfangirl2002 said:
oh i see. so kinda like pizza-rolls right?

hippy dave · 2026-08-02T23:16:09+0100

Nakamichi said:
if i get some good recipes... ill try a LITTLE of it for gbatemp!
but only if people assure me that it wont come back to haunt me, its gonna be really artistic and that it would further my carreer.

You have my

% guarantee*

*not a guarantee

tmnr1992 · 2026-08-02T23:16:50+0100

ChronoCrossfangirl2002 said:
OOOH then i know just the thing, see you can make these pizza wraps on the stove, you'll need:

- Pepperonis
- mozzarella
- marinara sauce
- Tortillas
- coconut oil
- Garlic Powder

As for making the dish:
- put the first 3 ingredients one the torilla
- wrap it up jelly roll style
- put the garlic powder and coconut oil in a small bowl
- mix
- then spread it onto what you just wrapped
- place the stove on high or mid
- let it cook for 4 minutes on each side

You beat me to it, I was about to suggest this one too, but my version is much simpler, I just slap a bunch of cheese and pepperoni to the tortilla and heat it up until the cheese melts.

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T23:17:03+0100

@Diavol0 ooooh wow, that looks like a grilled cheese but like... really awesome!

ChronoCrossfangirl2002 · 2026-08-02T23:17:55+0100

tmnr1992 said:
You beat me to it, I was about to suggest this one too, but my version is much simpler, I just slap a bunch of cheese and pepperoni to the tortilla and heat it up until the cheese melts.

Ball knower!

Silterpy · 2026-08-02T23:52:21+0100

Make lots of mozzarella sticks

K3Nv4 · 2026-08-02T23:55:36+0100

Feed it to a goat have goat meat for a month.

Nakamichi · 2026-08-02T23:57:09+0100

@Silterpy no frier, sadly!

@K3Nv4 no goat, sadly!

Silterpy · 2026-08-03T00:01:02+0100

Nakamichi said:
@Silterpy no frier, sadly!

@K3Nv4 no goat, sadly!

Shred it and make pizza and lasagna. Or simply eat it slowly. Having some cheese with crackers is always good

Nakamichi · 2026-08-03T00:03:02+0100

Silterpy said:
Shred it and make pizza and lasagna. Or simply eat it slowly. Having some cheese with crackers is always good

i thought about pizza, but my oven is busted, thatd be a bit tough to do.

... wouldnt mozzarella be a bit bland with crackers?

cearp · 2026-08-03T00:20:41+0100

https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/fathead-pizza/
Lots of similar recipes - that's simply the first link I found.
pizza dough made with mozzarella + cream cheese.

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