Let me save you the suspense; the Switch 2 won't get hacked

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You know, so many people have lost their jobs, their fortunes, their lives...because they have uttered those words, "It wont get hacked."





You are either the most naive person on the plant or you obviously no nothing because there is no such thing as hacker proof. I'm not saying its going to happen today or tomorrow, but it will happen. Theirs an old saying amongst us old pharts that started out as phreakers on BBS's, physical access = total access. I remember listing to the DEC rep at my dads work talk about how the PDP-10 running the latest version of BSD was going to solve all the problems in the world, and it was the most secure computer ever built.





Then there was this guy named Steve Jobs who built this little company you may have heard of, Apple Inc. While windows had been faced with sinking ships since Win95, Apple touted that its OS was unhackable...only to get hacked.





Then there was this brilliant yet very odd man named John McAfee who had spent most his career working in cryptology, malware, spyware...etc. And yes, he is the founder of the most annoying anti-virus company on the planet. Enter Bitfi, the most secure crypto wallet...in the entire world. It took 2-3 days for the device to be rooted and completely hacked.





Tldr; Its already been hacked because nothing is unhackable. I can tell you that it has already been hacked, but not everyone wants to release their hacks. A) Maybe because they have reported it for a bounty. B) Because it is so complex that its not very practical or useable yet and are working on finding another more practical method/creating a toolkit to streamline it. C) But more than likely, its because they don't want to deal with whinny little skript kiddies ripping their work off so it can be used for piracy, so they wont release their PoC until the method has been patched. D) Worst case, some greedy pos is holding it until they can find a way to monetize it like twisted @ team xecuter did.


Correct answer is: C and D


(No its not me who has hacked it. But then again, even if I did I wouldn't share it publicly with how the modding/hacking scene has been over the last decade.)
 
You know, so many people have lost their jobs, their fortunes, their lives...because they have uttered those words, "It wont get hacked."





You are either the most naive person on the plant or you obviously no nothing because there is no such thing as hacker proof. I'm not saying its going to happen today or tomorrow, but it will happen. Theirs an old saying amongst us old pharts that started out as phreakers on BBS's, physical access = total access. I remember listing to the DEC rep at my dads work talk about how the PDP-10 running the latest version of BSD was going to solve all the problems in the world, and it was the most secure computer ever built.





Then there was this guy named Steve Jobs who built this little company you may have heard of, Apple Inc. While windows had been faced with sinking ships since Win95, Apple touted that its OS was unhackable...only to get hacked.





Then there was this brilliant yet very odd man named John McAfee who had spent most his career working in cryptology, malware, spyware...etc. And yes, he is the founder of the most annoying anti-virus company on the planet. Enter Bitfi, the most secure crypto wallet...in the entire world. It took 2-3 days for the device to be rooted and completely hacked.





Tldr; Its already been hacked because nothing is unhackable. I can tell you that it has already been hacked, but not everyone wants to release their hacks. A) Maybe because they have reported it for a bounty. B) Because it is so complex that its not very practical or useable yet and are working on finding another more practical method/creating a toolkit to streamline it. C) But more than likely, its because they don't want to deal with whinny little skript kiddies ripping their work off so it can be used for piracy, so they wont release their PoC until the method has been patched. D) Worst case, some greedy pos is holding it until they can find a way to monetize it like twisted @ team xecuter did.


Correct answer is: C and D


(No its not me who has hacked it. But then again, even if I did I wouldn't share it publicly with how the modding/hacking scene has been over the last decade.)
SOURCE? Wishes fountain (the joke works fine on spanish: «¿Fuente?: !la de los deseos!)
 
You know, so many people have lost their jobs, their fortunes, their lives...because they have uttered those words, "It wont get hacked."





You are either the most naive person on the plant or you obviously no nothing because there is no such thing as hacker proof. I'm not saying its going to happen today or tomorrow, but it will happen. Theirs an old saying amongst us old pharts that started out as phreakers on BBS's, physical access = total access. I remember listing to the DEC rep at my dads work talk about how the PDP-10 running the latest version of BSD was going to solve all the problems in the world, and it was the most secure computer ever built.





Then there was this guy named Steve Jobs who built this little company you may have heard of, Apple Inc. While windows had been faced with sinking ships since Win95, Apple touted that its OS was unhackable...only to get hacked.





Then there was this brilliant yet very odd man named John McAfee who had spent most his career working in cryptology, malware, spyware...etc. And yes, he is the founder of the most annoying anti-virus company on the planet. Enter Bitfi, the most secure crypto wallet...in the entire world. It took 2-3 days for the device to be rooted and completely hacked.





Tldr; Its already been hacked because nothing is unhackable. I can tell you that it has already been hacked, but not everyone wants to release their hacks. A) Maybe because they have reported it for a bounty. B) Because it is so complex that its not very practical or useable yet and are working on finding another more practical method/creating a toolkit to streamline it. C) But more than likely, its because they don't want to deal with whinny little skript kiddies ripping their work off so it can be used for piracy, so they wont release their PoC until the method has been patched. D) Worst case, some greedy pos is holding it until they can find a way to monetize it like twisted @ team xecuter did.


Correct answer is: C and D


(No its not me who has hacked it. But then again, even if I did I wouldn't share it publicly with how the modding/hacking scene has been over the last decade.)
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I don't give much credit to a new account making claims like this.
However, it is possible a developer or 2 has found something but holding onto it for a legitimate reason.
 

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