We're all fucked. It's Covid all over again with a far more deadly virus.
Ok, um, abortion is health careResisting the urge to make political statements so I'll just let @hippy dave do it

Ok, um, abortion is health care
FINE, I didn't want to do this but I'm bringing out the big guns...I think he/she said political statements. That is just stating a fact.
I have so much bog roll that I'm invincible
You will die a virgin and I will not.


You need to work on your come backs bro. Trust me I'm not what this person says I am. Just trust me.Im not a virgin though, but don't tell me that you are a virgin![]()

.You will die a virgin and I will not.

When he was delivered, his mother was wrapped around his headYour hand does not count btw
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When he was delivered the doctor asked what the return policy was.When he was delivered, his mother was wrapped around his head
So he touched it at least once
I'll never have the skills of Mystery, Style or whoever the bigshot pickup artist is these days but I'm not incapable of finding a girlfriend either.Im not a virgin though, but don't tell me that you are a virgin![]()
What if I was born through a C-section?When he was delivered, his mother was wrapped around his head
So he touched it at least once

You weren'tWhat if I was born through a C-section?