Not great analogy, but I think it's people being upset, that they buy scissors, but realize too late that they *need* scissors to open the pack of scissors, and whatever simple solution they thought of, is really impossible. You can also use other methods, but it will be either very unsuccessful, or end up hurting yourself in the process.
A slightly better analogy I could think of, is ordering a 500mL glass bottle of water at a restaurant.
It used to be, that you got an open bottle of water, you could drink it, you could spill it on yourself, do anything you wanted, as long as you didn't do anything obscene, didn't cause a racket, and didn't damage the things around you. Then you'd return the bottle as per agreement, and go on with your day.
Nowdays, you go to the restaurant (herein "Restaurant"), you get lectured for 12 minutes in a foreign language you don't understand, but forced to listen to. Then, you have to sign a paper as proof that you have understood and listened to the lecture (even though you've probably signed away rights to your kidneys, however enforcable it is in court or not), just to get the water (herein "Water", "Water Bottle", "Goods").
You get the Water, but it still has the cap on. You are not allowed to touch the bottle, it always has to be handled by the server. You are not allowed to drink from it, it always has to be administered intravenously by the server. You are only entitled to 200mL per day, while supplies last. Water Bottle is only valid in Restaurant it was purchased in. The Restaurant may revoke your permission to the water at any point, without any notice or reason. Restaurant is not responsible for monetary damaged as a result of incomplete or damaged goods, and does not issue refunds, all sale is final where there is no obligation to pay. You are not allowed to sue the Restaurant if you get medical damage as a result of incorrect administering, or damage caused by lack of servers administering it to you in a timely manner. The burden is on you for the loss of Goods caused by servers' improper handling of the Water Bottle. Typical administering speed is guaranteed at 0mL/hr, with typical administering speeds of 200mL/hr. Typical serving size is 160mL, guaranteed 60mL.
I don't give a flying fuck about these artificial limitations. Just give me the damn thing, and leave me alone.
If having to use a "bottle opener" on the game I bought the license to is considered piracy, then I'm a yarr-harr-diddledy-fucking-dee pirate.
I will make as many copies *for myself* as I want, and I will adapt the game to any of my platforms as much as I want. I will go great lengths to bypass the artificial locks, if that's what it takes to adapt the game to a different platform of my choice.
I will not lease, lend, sublicense, etc., those copies to anyone else that is not myself, I will respect that part of the license. For anything else, gargle a hedgehog ass.