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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. Mar 30, 2020 at 1:56 AM
Male, 37, from United Kingdom
A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold
when you go back to code you wrote 10 years ago and didn't comment " what black magic is this "
With my language that's 10 seconds!
Friends are friends ... even at 1am
can anyone tell me how anyone can accidentally make 3kg of ice ?
I really don't know what happend... I just filled the ice cube trays up a couple of times and bam! 3kgs
A miracle to rival the feeding of the 5000
Maybe I am jebus...
I'm a monster. A mon-didilly-onster
They warned me the devil would be sexy
Oh, there's a monkey in my pocket, And he's stealing all my change, His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged...
If you're not in my circle of trust, you're probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt .
I am in?
Is there any sort of interest in a GBAtemp text adventure ?
Ooohhh, that's a big yes from me.
You are in a Damp Area.A smelly Newt sits in Front of you.Possible Exits: N,S,Up >
I try to get ye flask.
Wondering if @VinsCool is still confused by previous profile post
I'll explain one day don't worry. But think about this when was the last time you saw a brown light?
Shit you're right
Mind blown : There's no such thing as brown
Chocolate is colorless
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it is sweet. I just think it is surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What, you thought "stealing someone's heart" was figurative?
My wife asked me " What would you do without me ?" I replied " get a dog " it was the wrong answer
Maybe it's not the answer that was wrong, but the phrasing. "I would want to fill the gaping void your departure leaves in my life, but of course I could never love another woman, so I would give a home to a furry companion" works. "Dunno, get another bitch I suppose"... does not.
She could just be a cat person instead of a dog person you know, ask her during the divorce proceedings /s
hey there buddy!
If you're married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
Christ approves this message.
Normally when someone asks "what would Jesus do" I like to remind them that flipping tables and whipping people is an option. But when it comes to wives, that's not advisable. Unless she's into it.
I really like that version of Jesus, it needs to be spoken more of upon. It really showed how much the man meant what he said. :thinks:
Soul has been rented and returned... I feel so dirty
Off to rent out my soul for an hour haha
Guess who's back bitches !
'Coins are back, bitches!' ~ Scott the Woz, 2019
I'm not gonna be around for a couple of days, just had some rather bad news and I need some time to process it
Take your Time,all good and best Wishes for you,my Friend.
Take it easy man
I wish you comfort, friend.
Did you know : The music for Pokemon Gold and Silver was composed on an Amiga and then converted over for use in the games ?
That's awesome. The soundtrack is permanently burned into my brain. It was the first pokemon game I got as a kid, I must've put 1000's of hours into it. Thanks for the neat facts!
I'll try and keep the facts coming, tho can't make any promises haha
too bad their sound design really sucked.
$5 to the first person to give me their soul
Okay here it is
I expect payment now
Oh no @x65943 , I require a full contract be signed. Blood is preferred but totally optional
He,ME -> FIRST !!!
I tell this your Boss or @Lilith Valentine ...