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    Microsoft hacked by Russian group, gaining access to source code repositories

    foreach (string file in Directory.GetFiles("svn")) { if (file.Contains("banjo.cpp") || file == "007.cpp" || file == "perfectdark.cpp") { GiveAFuck(); } else { ReallyDontGiveAFuck(); } }
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    Have you been to jail before?

    In my younger years yep. The rave scene was booming back then, and we'd frequently hang out near the beach with sometimes hundreds of other ravers. But there was also a big group of Moroccan people that were hanging out in the same area and we really, really couldn't stand eachother. One of them...
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    Citra 3DS emulator is also shutting down development, GitHub repo taken down

    Just host your repo on a server in Romania with identity protection. Never give out your real name. Accept donations only in crypto and you're all set. I used to run a server like that and the CEO of the company said he receives about 300 DMCA takedown requests a month which they simply ignore...
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    thread of phobias/fears

    Easy; heights, driving a car, the dentist.
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    Nintendo is suing the Yuzu emulator team

    Maybe if they stopped making low-spec dogshit hardware they wouldn't have this problem. Of course modern CPU's are going to have no issues emulating 10 year old hardware that was already outdated at launch to begin with. You don't see any of Nintendo's competitors having issues with current gen...
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    Have you ever had to stop playing a game due to being too unlucky?

    Kind of. Once played a peach in melee that pulled 2 bob-ombs (0.26% chance) in a row. Then right after he pulled a beam sword (0.13% chance). I was on my last stock, he still had three. Sometimes you just gotta accept your fate and take the L. I've also had some terrible boss RNG with Allwise in...
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    Unpopular Opinions 2.0

    Invisible walls are great. They stop me from wasting time going to areas that have no real content.
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    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom - second official trailer revealed

    Skip. Just like I skipped botw1 after 2hrs of playing. Played every other game in the franchise and loved em but this has nothing to do with Zelda.
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    The first episode of HBO's The Last of Us TV show releases to critical acclaim

    There is nothing racist about despising PC garbage. What, you think they are so proud of having a black character or something? Fighting for equality and coming up for their rights? Yeah no. This is just capitalism because there is a trend. Analysts probably calculated that by doing so they can...
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    Atlus sues fans who revived the shut down MMORPG SMT: Imagine, private servers taken down

    As I was reading this thread I couldn't resist going through the comments thinking 'ah, I bet there is probably this one guy over here that will kiss their ass regardless'. Looks like I found that person. May I ask what you're even doing on the forums of a community that specializes in gamefuckery?
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    'Re:Legend' gets launch trailer

    Looks like an iOS game. /skip
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    Nintendo has worked on a platform-agnostic and adaptive controller, according to Reggie Fils-Aimé

    How about Monthly paywalls just to play online. No cross-play even though it's braindead easy to implement. Specific controllers that only work on 1 platform. Can't use 3rd party bluetooth headsets. Console-specific content (Soul Calibur II started it all). Console manufacturers paying...
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    Nintendo Direct E3 2021 press conference - roundup - Tekken's Kazuya is the next Smash DLC

    I'd call this severely underwhelming if it wasn't for the fact that every conference sucked this year. Thanks covid. Metroid Dread, some Kickstarter rpg that looked a lot like octopath traveller with a weird name that i forgot and babylon's fall are the only things I'm looking forward to.
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    Blizzard has suffered a 29% playerbase decline in the past 3 years

    Don't you guys have players? Honestly, they deserve all the misfortune they're getting right now.
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    Homebrew app Modder Plutoo releases nx-btred, a homebrew Bluetooth audio driver for the Nintendo Switch

    Know what the thing is with underpowered trash hardware? It's much less taxing to emulate, hence we have a current gen emulator for the Switch which is improving every day. Enjoy your free games without having to spend a dime on garbage hardware.
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