Lip balm manufacturer's hate him, learn this one simple trick and never apply again!

[x65943]

Before lip balm was manufactured, people would use their own ear wax to treat chapped lips

Now here we are like total chavs paying 99c for something that god gave us for free

what's more some people are so far down the rabbit hole they actually PAY to buy qtips, and throw away their own natural wax - THEN buy big pharma's lip balm for top dollar

The exploitation has got to stop, join your local soviet today

 

[Veho]

Huh. Is there anything earwax can't do?

 

[x65943]

They should add earwax to that "banana, the atheist's nightmare" video

 

[CoolMe]

But what if there wasn't enough wax in the ear, what should we use then?

 

[hippy dave]

But what if there wasn't enough wax in the ear, what should we use then?

Pus from an anal cyst.

 

[Veho]

But what if there wasn't enough wax in the ear, what should we use then?

According to Wikipedia,

"Major components of earwax are long chain fatty acids, both saturated and unsaturated, alcohols, squalene, and cholesterol."

You can source them separately, but one place that contains all of them... are sharks.

So.

 

[CoolMe]

Pus from an anal cyst.

Doesn't that only grow in homos?

 

[hippy dave]

Doesn't that only grow in homos?

Uh what?

 

[hippy dave]

According to Wikipedia,

"Major components of earwax are long chain fatty acids, both saturated and unsaturated, alcohols, squalene, and cholesterol."

You can source them separately, but one place that contains all of them... are sharks.

So.

I rubbed a shark on my lips and now my face is missing and there are tooth marks in my skull, you shall be hearing from my lawyer.

 

[Veho]

I rubbed a shark on my lips and now my face is missing and there are tooth marks in my skull, you shall be hearing from my lawyer.

"Hey Veho, you won't believe what one of my idiot clients just did..."

 

[CoolMe]

Uh what?

Nvm.

I rubbed a shark on my lips and now my face is missing and there are tooth marks in my skull, you shall be hearing from my lawyer.

Totally worth it! for the lip balm..

 

[hippy dave]

Nvm.

Totally worth it! for the lip balm..

I admit that I no longer have to worry about chapped lips but only because I no longer have lips, so not % convinced it was worth it actually.

 

[CoolMe]

I admit that I no longer have to worry about chapped lips but only because I no longer have lips, so not % convinced it was worth it actually.

I imagine you be looking like Fire Marshall Bill..

 

[Veho]

I admit that I no longer have to worry about chapped lips but only because I no longer have lips, so not % convinced it was worth it actually.

 

[Flame]

*bye bye nice sleep tonight.*

 

[CoolMe]

*bye bye nice sleep tonight.*

You haven't seen nothin' yet if you that's scary..

 

[CoolMe]

Big if true..

 

[CeeDee]

earwax doesn't come in mtn dew baja blast flavor last i checked. chapstick wins

 

[Ahmir]

But what if there wasn't enough wax in the ear, what should we use then?

borrow it from someone else

 

[hippy dave]

earwax doesn't come in mtn dew baja blast flavor last i checked.

It does if you eat enough bajas.