Useless abilities you have?

[Deleted User]

I know how to use chopsticks, problem is i hate Sushi, so i don't get many chances to use it, as for rice, i like flattening my rice before condimenting, so the condiments spread better, so at that point i've already dirtied up a fork, then why not use it? i sometimes force myself to use them to eat Fries or Noodles, though this is mostly for show, as hands and a fork would be way more useful respectively.

 

[spotanjo3]

I know how to use chopsticks too and its fun.

For fried fish or grilled fish, I use my hands to pick and eat. it is very useful because fork is useless for it. I am sure of any culture in Europe do that.

The hands are the greatest tool of all time for those perfect food.

The problem is the soup and stew which I loved and you can't use the hands as a tool, unfortunately.

The hands are absolutely useless for it so you will have to use the spoon instead or just use the bread to dip it along with spoon. Delicious!

 

[Deleted User]

I know how to use chopsticks too and its fun.

For fried fish or grilled fish, I use my hands to pick and eat. it is very useful because fork is useless for it. I am sure of any culture in Europe do that.

The hands are the greatest tool of all time for those food

The problem is the soup and stew which I loved and you can't use the hands, unfortunately.

The hands are absolutely useless for it so you will have to use the spoon instead or just use the bread to dip it along with spoon. Delicious!

fork for fish is more of a "cut with the side, then scoop" deal

 

[Deleted member 503820]

A useless ability I have ?

Being kind to other people

 

[Deleted member 477035]

fork for fish is more of a "cut with the side, then scoop" deal

Same lol... or I just use my hands and eat it that way

A useless ability I have ?

Being kind to other people

There's plenty of kind people in the world... but it does seem less these days

 

[Engezerstorung]

i can lick my elbows

 

[Blaze163]

I'm a naturally talented sword fighter about a thousand years after those skills stopped being relevant.

 

[Deleted member 477035]

I'm a naturally talented sword fighter about a thousand years after those skills stopped being relevant.

Hey, they aren't ENTIRELY irrelevant... you could do sword choreography for someone like Grimes!!



Or you could do a ninja movie maybe...!

 

[Deleted User]

A useless ability I have ?

Being kind to other people

it always eventualy pays off

I'm a naturally talented sword fighter about a thousand years after those skills stopped being relevant.

what motivated you to learn and how did you do it?

i can lick my elbows

interesting

 

[spotanjo3]

fork for fish is more of a "cut with the side, then scoop" deal

Absolutely. Some people used that to avoid the smelly on their hands that cannot get rid of. A hint to get rid of smelly on the hands: Lemon/lime.

 

[Engezerstorung]

interesting

hey, the topic did say "useless abilities" huh *shrug*

 

[Veho]

I know how to use chopsticks, problem is i hate Sushi, so i don't get many chances to use it, as for rice, i like flattening my rice before condimenting, so the condiments spread better, so at that point i've already dirtied up a fork, then why not use it? i sometimes force myself to use them to eat Fries or Noodles, though this is mostly for show, as hands and a fork would be way more useful respectively.

I use them to eat snacks and similar crap while reading / working on the computer. Perfect for grabbing stuff while keeping my fingers clean. Also, it prevents me from just grabbing a handful and cramming it in my mouth.

 

[AmandaRose]

I have the ability to piss a lot of people off (mostly Americans who are supporters of the Gop) just for me being me.

 

[Deleted User]

i have the uncanny ability to be incredibly useless

 

[MohammedQ8]

I can make music by clicking my thumb hard to my hand hehe

 

[subcon959]

I can become totally invisible to everyone at a party.

 

[Blaze163]

it always eventualy pays off

what motivated you to learn and how did you do it?

interesting

I learned to fight with a sword because my ass hat older brother was always bullying me. Living out in the middle of nowhere meant no karate classes or anything and our 'parents' were about as useful as a condom made of razor blades inside and out. All I had on me was my replica of Saba, the White Power Ranger's sword (I was like, six. Cut me some slack). Turns out due to a manufacturing defect the edge was razor sharp. Couple of good swings from that bad boy soon put an end to debates as to whose turn it was to play Sonic 2. From then on I kept it around to keep the prick in line, and as I got older I just kept practicing and upgrading to new gear until now I have about 13 swords in my flat, my roommate is terrified of me, and I've spent nearly 30 years at this so my skills have improved rather dramatically.

 

[Physix]

Burping, sneezing and farting at same time.

 

[Deleted User]

I use them to eat snacks and similar crap while reading / working on the computer. Perfect for grabbing stuff while keeping my fingers clean. Also, it prevents me from just grabbing a handful and cramming it in my mouth.

you reminded me i sometimes use them for 3d's and pretzels as well lol

I have the ability to piss a lot of people off (mostly Americans who are supporters of the Gop) just for me being me.

that might come in handy ocassionally though

I learned to fight with a sword because my ass hat older brother was always bullying me. Living out in the middle of nowhere meant no karate classes or anything and our 'parents' were about as useful as a condom made of razor blades inside and out. All I had on me was my replica of Saba, the White Power Ranger's sword (I was like, six. Cut me some slack). Turns out due to a manufacturing defect the edge was razor sharp. Couple of good swings from that bad boy soon put an end to debates as to whose turn it was to play Sonic 2. From then on I kept it around to keep the prick in line, and as I got older I just kept practicing and upgrading to new gear until now I have about 13 swords in my flat, my roommate is terrified of me, and I've spent nearly 30 years at this so my skills have improved rather dramatically.

holy shit, that is by far the best story of this thread

 

[mightymuffy]

I can still get the old boy standing to attention with relative ease. I'm married though....