I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and I’m more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodus” and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you can’t accept me you’re a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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I identity as Bobcat Goldthwait. He is just a BMF.
It's not sexual though we're just friends in real life only he doesn't know me in real life.
Best bad movie ever Shakes the Clown. Mostly just about a drunk clown who yells at kids.
It's not sexual though we're just friends in real life only he doesn't know me in real life.
Best bad movie ever Shakes the Clown. Mostly just about a drunk clown who yells at kids.
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