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Damnation Alley (1977)

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Science Fiction Movie with Topic "after the 3rd World War"
with "Stringfellow Hawke" and "John "Hannibal" Smith"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnation_Alley_(film)
 
Mad Max Fury Road.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392190/
I can see why some liked it but it was just absolutely acceptable for me. Did not really rise above a dull OK I guess. I am not entirely sure why though. Desert, fighting mutants of a sort, a mission... meh.

Wolf Warrior 2
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7131870/
Never saw the first one or heard of it before today. Have seen a few cheesy Chinese action films in my time before now. Don't watch it for the plot (ex special forces hardman has to save some people in Africa), don't watch it expecting it to make sense. Don't watch it for the effects (though they don't shy away from gore, even if quite a bit is digital).
Do however watch it for the utterly insane cheesy action. It is almost like someone watched John Wick, various John Woo films, the 1990 Navy Seals film (really) and smooshed it all together with the typical "I watched this and tried to copy it but it did not come quite as I expected".
Things that happen in this film.
Guy dives off a container ship, fights off two boats of pirates underwater.
Guy catches a RPG in a bed frame spring thing, chucks it away.
Several "could have been ripped from John Wick" scenes, though far less realistic (that or being able to fire backwards across your body is a thing).
Massive rebel faction urban battle including some fun with an anti air gun against humans, which our hero guides two civilians through.
I am not even half an hour in yet. I could carry on spoiling but I feel bad about even that, even if the rest still contains much much more.

In short I was delighted with this one. Pure and utter cheese from basically start to finish which suited me fantastically (I long ago learned to laugh at propaganda but that will be a skill you want). Did also remind me I do want a karambit knife.
 
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Yet again I find myself watching things I am told I probably should have seen years ago if I am going to call myself a fan of films in general or their particular genres.

Neo Tokyo (1987)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185481/
Technically it is 3 shorts totally 50 minutes from 3 legendary anime/manga writers so I don't know if film is suitable description but eh.
Did next to nothing for me, though I can see why compared to what else was out there at the time that it has the recognition it does. All three of the premises were interesting all failed to either make me want to learn more about the world, have a short story or even give a particularly clear message. This might have been more because I have seen all of them done better elsewhere in the years since.

Super Troopers
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247745/
The misadventures of a state trooper station in a do nothing part of highway as they face being shut down.
Not going to be my favourite film and am not sure why people care to rewatch it a lot but for a comedy film, much less what would be a stoner film by most definitions, I actually had a good time. What I will say however is if you are trying to introduce people to stoner comedies think long and hard before you pick this over Harold and Kumar, Dude Where's my car or Cheech and Chong's better offerings.

The Abyss
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096754/
Submarine goes down and a deep sea submersible platform crew team up with the military to investigate.
Every instinct I had told me to stop at the would be a bittersweet ending part, indeed even the universe thought it would lend a hand and interrupted the stream. I ignored them and restarted the stream. What had previously been a pretty serviceable (science boy and armchair general wanted to have some words but were shushed easily enough) scifi - people trapped with a mission and a serious fate if they fail was almost undone by a Hollywood ending.
 
Yet again I find myself watching things I am told I probably should have seen years ago if I am going to call myself a fan of films in general or their particular genres.

Neo Tokyo (1987)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185481/
Technically it is 3 shorts totally 50 minutes from 3 legendary anime/manga writers so I don't know if film is suitable description but eh.
Did next to nothing for me, though I can see why compared to what else was out there at the time that it has the recognition it does. All three of the premises were interesting all failed to either make me want to learn more about the world, have a short story or even give a particularly clear message. This might have been more because I have seen all of them done better elsewhere in the years since.

Super Troopers
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247745/
The misadventures of a state trooper station in a do nothing part of highway as they face being shut down.
Not going to be my favourite film and am not sure why people care to rewatch it a lot but for a comedy film, much less what would be a stoner film by most definitions, I actually had a good time. What I will say however is if you are trying to introduce people to stoner comedies think long and hard before you pick this over Harold and Kumar, Dude Where's my car or Cheech and Chong's better offerings.

The Abyss
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096754/
Submarine goes down and a deep sea submersible platform crew team up with the military to investigate.
Every instinct I had told me to stop at the would be a bittersweet ending part, indeed even the universe thought it would lend a hand and interrupted the stream. I ignored them and restarted the stream. What had previously been a pretty serviceable (science boy and armchair general wanted to have some words but were shushed easily enough) scifi - people trapped with a mission and a serious fate if they fail was almost undone by a Hollywood ending.
You even comment like a reporter, love it.

Also, Neo Tokyo was a really good series or whatever. It was the only anime I could actually watch.
 
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I'm a huge fan of Adam Sandler and a huge fan of Drew Barrymore but this film was bloody painful to watch. It was so bad I'm not even gonna tell you what happens in the film.

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Let me guess... the guy has a cow and car accident and that makes him lose his long term memories?
 
I'm a huge fan of Adam Sandler and a huge fan of Drew Barrymore but this film was bloody painful to watch. It was so bad I'm not even gonna tell you what happens in the film.

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Unfortunately an "unsuccessful" Try to make a 3rd Movie with that great Actor Combination.....:(
 
I'm now watching The Young Offenders. I have seen this film numerous times and still love it. Its based on a real life event

Two teenage boys from Cork steal bicycles and ride off on a quest to find a missing bale of cocaine worth 7,000,000 euros. All sorts of crazy stuff happen to them along the way.



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