A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[wicksand420]

I'm just saying from a parental standpoint, I hope that her parents aren't expecting grand kids

 

[330]

Actually, it's a great recipe for avoiding extinction! It's natural selection at it's finest, in 1-2 generations, after all these retards have died out, humanity may only be a fraction of what it should be, but at least it will be almost entirely reasonable and somewhat intelligent people! Looks like we will avoid idiocracy...

Let me get this straight: you're judging a woman that recognizes that she has a mental illness and, rather than going through costly and painful therapy, she decides to embrace a harmless thing like loving an object? What about all the people that are bigots, that steal, that kill, that rape and so on while having a smile on their faces? These people will always exist, yet you're more concerned with a woman marrying a Tetris cartridge. I get all the stupid jokes, but this is going way too far. I'd rather see 1000 people marrying their fleshlights than see 10 murderers.

 

[sarkwalvein]

I hope it was on amicable terms.
Poor Pierre, he may have been a little nerdy, but he was someone you could always count with.

 

[OrGoN3]

I've been saying it for years, and now here is my definitive proof that women are crazy!!

 

[Catsinabucket]

inb4 Someone connects every abnormal news and behaviors to the LGBT.

You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets.

Bit of a stretch but close enough

 

[KingVamp]

Bit of a stretch but close enough

I was referring to that. Your quote that is.

 

[Catsinabucket]

I was referring to that.

Whoops, my bad!

 

[Deleted User]

Chucking her in an insane asylum would be better than cheering her on.

Marrying an inanimate object. How did the Cartridge give consent to that?

 

[mikey420]

Legally speaking I don't think the state of Florida would recognize that union.... further more this young woman does not need encouragement for I'll behaviors... she if anything needs help harmless though her illness may be. Though in all honesty I don't really care what happens anymore. I'm sure trump will see to it that the nation is bathed in nuclear fire anyway.

 

[sarkwalvein]

Marrying an inanimate object. How did the Cartridge give consent to that?

Since when have cartridges the right to give consent or the right to oppose and why should they have it?
Don't tell me someone would be "raping their vibrator" because they didn't ask for consent.

PS: Yeah, she probably has a couple of missing screws in the head, but IMHO this is completely harmless.
PS2: And by completely harmless, I mean for anybody else... She probably will end up harming herself, but that is something I shouldn't give a fuck about, I'm not a charity (?)... or perhaps I "recognize the right of everybody to lead themselves to isolation, failure and dispair" (/s?).

 

[Searinox]

"Florida woman..." okay nothing to see here.

 

[Clydefrosch]

I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.

this behavior has been described for many decades, like most supposed modern ailments such as ADHD or burn out can be found in old texts.
nothing to do with morals falling apart, only old, way way too old institutions being opened up beyond stupid tradition.

 

[Beerus]

is it just me or does this remind u guys about the guy who married a ds lite in japan

 

[smileyhead]

What the actual fuck?

 

[Beerus]

well screw the ds guy
found somthing better a guy married his waifu pillow
http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/

 

[Hells Malice]

The fuck did I just read

 

[Deleted User]

well screw the ds guy
found somthing better a guy married his waifu pillow
http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/

I'll one up all of you.

Woman marries a Bridge: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ries-bridge-France--gets-mayors-blessing.html
Woman wanted to marry (And I believe did) marry a tree: https://www.elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-marrying-tree-best-sex/977768

 

[DjoeN]

I see it daily, people with there smartphone!!!

- They go everywhere with it
- Sleep with it
- Walk with it
- Talk to it
- Love it
- Argue with it
- Get angry at it
- Make it up again
- Touch it in all places
- Dress it
- Clean it
- And all other kind off intimite stuff, we don't wanna talk about
- And Ditch it to replace with another
- Think back at it
- Talk about the good times with it

So you can say, the're married with it

 

[330]

well screw the ds guy
found somthing better a guy married his waifu pillow
http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/

 

[LuigiXL]

Wait til Columns hears about this!