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But how can a robot reproduce?

have you watched blade runner 2049?

you're not my dad!

oh boy, the bees sting the birds... The bird goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka.... Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom... Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun... Poom, poom, you dun know
 

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...and then they had sex.

The End

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one day I sat down in my room
turned on my laptop
booted windows xp
opened mspaint
started drawing megimin (my blue megumin)
gave up
saved image
booted solus
launched gimp
and finished drawing myself

I was made as the retard child of mspaint+gimp 2.0
 
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