Crappy things your parents have done?

[Nyako]

Title ^^

Basically, what are some idiotic/crappy things your parents have said or done to you or a friend?

For me:
yeah removed
i got a little mad lol

Anyway, yeah.
Share please.

 

[samiam144]

This one memory I'm thinking of is almost the opposite of yours
When I was around 7-8 I really hated practicing piano. One day, my dad was telling me to practice and I just kept refusing, probably because I wanted to play on my SNES. Well, after going back and forth about not wanting to practice, he took my SNES to another room and threw it at the floor, and the purple switches can flying off. I'm not sure if it actually broke but I haven't seen it since then!

 

[VinsCool]

They made me. Does that count?

 

[Scarlet]

The worst I've had was having my mouth washed out with soup soap when I swore. Looking back, it's kinda amusing. Especially given how me and my mother swear as part of normal conversation with each other now. Interesting how times move on.

 

[DeoNaught]

I mean, (not to dis them, they are pretty good)

But, They don't want me watching pr0n, So I don't have my own device that has internet,
But they don't turn on any Parental controls, So when I use the laptop, I litterally could.

 

[DarthDub]

Used to monitor internet activity when I was younger.

 

[DeoNaught]

Used to monitor internet activity when I was younger.

tbf, how is that stupid?

 

[DarthDub]

tbf, how is that stupid?

Cause I was an adult when they started doing that.

 

[Ryccardo]

Selling both the cars I grew on (especially my mom's which I had filled with stickers), then again I got pick up her motorbike she got for her 18th birthday and barely ever used

 

[Deleted User]

Not allowing me to play shooter games because it made me angry. the fuck.

 

[astrangeone]

I'm 35 and my dad still thinks I can't cook without ruining anything. So he tends to give detailed instructions for everything and I have nod and pretend I don't know how to do anything.

We had an argument last night over fucking sous-vide beef steak because it "LOOKS LIKE PORK, and pork can make you ill if you dont' cook it right." He got mad when I corrected him and he went into the rabbit hole of "If you don't want to listen to me, then GET food poisoning." The steak was delicious, by the way.

 

[Byokugen]

Brought me into this world....

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

D) None of the above because my parents love and respect me.

 

[Deleted User]

D) None of the above because my parents love and respect me.

That looks like a lie, doesn't it?

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Didn't swallow my sister. I'm the first-born and I don't like sharing.

 

[Byokugen]

D) None of the above because my parents love and respect me.

You were adopted, maybe if they stick with you long enough they will inherit a fortune or something

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

That looks like a lie, doesn't it?

Nope. I just don't have shitty parents.

 

[Deleted User]

Nope. I just don't have shitty parents.

You had to be hit once atleast for bad behavior.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

You had to be hit once atleast for bad behavior.

My parents don't believe in violence as a punishment, and any other punishment I've received (ie groundings, taking something away, whatever) I deserved.

Just because you have shitty parents doesn't mean everyone else does. :shrug:

 

[Thirty3Three]

When i lived with them?

Made me clean my room
Made me eat my vegetables
Make me go to bed at 9.

Ugh!!!