nigerian spam e-mails

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Spam per day?

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Guess what. I'm getting tired of these 'You have 1mil in nigerian bank account' emails.
First of all, I'm not dumb enough to even give out personal info. Second, it's fake as fuck. Banks don't have an e-mail ending in '@aol.com'.

If you want to read this copypasta then go ahead:
Jesus christ said:
The Federal Bureau of investigation in collaboration with the International Monetary Fund has discovered your over-due inheritance / contract payment of US$8,000,000.00 (Eight Million United States Dollars) in an escrow account in the Central Bank of Nigeria.

From the security report made available to us by the executive governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria in the person of Mr Godwin Emefiele, the funds are 100% real and have been approved for release to you, but a lady by the name of Mrs. Joan B Melvin of New York has already filed an application of claim at the Central Bank of Nigeria with a power of attorney and some official documents signed by you, which empowered her to claim the funds on your behalf due to your ill health.
Ugh... It feels like Animal Crossing. You text somebody and they will never leave you, overfilling your inbox with random 'I found this while traveling around beach' crap.
 

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