I need to vent this
I ...have never been this disappointed with Nintendo presentation in my life. And I'm including those lackluster presentations of incoming games that always put a thumb in us WiiU users asses with no games being released.
I am simply sad after watching this.
For me the very first indicator of lifelessness of the presentation was current president Kimishima's way of talking like a robot without any feelings towards the product he is trying to sell. He's just trying to sell and that's it. It's like you would take soul from dear Iwata add emotionless face and a classic money greedy businessman face and way of talking.
The games are just plain. Mario in a real life (NYC?) setting ? Are you shitting me Nintendo? I simply lost my shit when I saw it
Splatoon in current state looks worse than the original one on WiiU.
Mario Kart remake, Skyrim remake (or not even that), Shovel Knight remake, Fifa noone cares for that trash, 1-2-Ebola or whatever its called mini game...dear god its wii all over again, Lego Undercover remake, Dragon Quest X remake,
Rayman Legends soon my toaster will have port of this probably...
The only original and fresh looking thing was Zelda. And even that looked pretty horrible graphic wise (not that I cherish graphics at all, but it really looks bad).
Also, as a guy with normal sized hands, how the hell am I going to play on that small ass controller? I can press all four buttons and probably analog stick with my thumb only. And the price of it? 80 ass whooping $! Thats the price for a 2DS!!!
Oh wait..Paid online service? No you didnt just say that my beloved Nintendo...you didnt right?
I never thought I'll agree with Kaz Hirai but like he said:
“1,2 Switch” is both the name of a Nintendo Switch launch game, and the sound of someone counting the whole launch lineup