thaddius' Console Roast 2014 Edition - Round 16 - FINAL

[Foxi4]

This is insane.

 

[Vipera]

As I said before, typically people will vote for whatever they have a broader knowledge of. The Phillips CDI is the cause for YouTube Poops, Disgruntled Zelda Fanatics and their tainted series, and for their most recent lawsuits against Nintendo. Granted I'm nt saying I voted for it, I'm nt blindly stupid about it. The problem is that people are generally gonna vote for the thing they have more knowledge of, and the CDI is pretty legendary as a bad console. The R-Zone on the other hand just doesn't have that kind of notoriety to it. You have to have actually played one to understand why it's so bad and why people would vote for it. So I can see why the votes are so close.

The fact that no one is defending their vote (other than 2-3 people) makes this final incredibly boring...

 

[PolloDiablo]

The CD-i is a memorable piece of shit...
The R-Zone is so shit that it doesn't even deserve to win this poll.

 

[Attila13]

Fuck man... is this really happening?

If this end in a tie, I say the contest was bought.

But come on people.... The CDi is basically the best console in existence compared to the R-Zone...

 

[Foxi4]

Fuck man... is this really happening?

If this end in a tie, I say the contest was bought.

But come on people.... The CDi is basically the best console in existence compared to the R-Zone...

A tie would actually be fairly fair - the worst of the worst is just... the worst.

 

[2ndApex]

Wow...it's a dead tie

 

[Attila13]

A tie would actually be fairly fair - the worst of the worst is just... the worst.

Yeah..I was thinking about that myself! xD
I just forgot to mention it!
Who would have known that the worst console ever made will/can be a tie...

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Wow. The CD-i can actually "win".

Well, on the bright side CD-i will actually win something for once, hopefully as it's still better than Tiger R-Zone.

 

[KingVamp]

You have to have actually played one to understand why it's so bad

Because there aren't videos everywhere on YouTube.




The "games" alone should have been enough to vote for it.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

The CD-i is a memorable piece of shit...
The R-Zone is so shit that it doesn't even deserve to win this poll.

The R-Zone is hardly a gaming device, hell, even iPhone is more of a gaming machine than R-Zone.

You'd probably have more fun with Doggie Doo than playing R-Zone.

Pretty stupid idea to make a game out of a dog that poops.. poop. The name of the company that released this? Ideal. lol

 

[Vipera]

Because there aren't videos everywhere on YouTube.

I refuse to believe there is one lucky dude who has never played a Tiger Electronic Game in his whole life.
The R-Zone is pretty much one of those games.

 

[KingVamp]

Well, on the bright side CD-i will actually win something for once, hopefully as it's still better than Tiger R-Zone.

I meant CD-i winning for being the worst console.

 

[Veho]

I refuse to believe there is one lucky dude who has never played a Tiger Electronic Game in his whole life.
The R-Zone is pretty much one of those games.

Only in glowing red on black. With terrible music. And with a headpiece that keeps slipping down your face unless you tighten the headband so much your brain starts leaking out your ears.

And you can only see the screen with one eye.

 

[WolfSaviorZX]

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[TheCasketMan]

I can't believe people think the CDi is worse than the R Zone. The CDi Zelda games were gold next to everything about the R Zone. And to tell the truth, Hotel Mario for the CDi was not a bad game at all, it was just a puzzle game like the original Mario Bros arcade. And the 3 Zelda games all had atleast a story with cut scenes.

But the R Zone, that is just a torture device.

 

[matpower]

How the fuck is the CDi winning? What is wrong with GBATemp.net!?

 

[codezer0]

How the fuck is the CDi winning? What is wrong with GBATemp.net!?

My cynical opinion? A lot of butt-hurt Zelda fanboys voting on it because of the terrible zelda games that Nintendo has since spent the rest of its time ret-conning out of canon.

While they'll happily defend the Virtual Boy that could literally cause eye damage because OMG RED LASERS INTO MY RETINAS!

 

[Adeka]

My cynical opinion? A lot of butt-hurt Zelda fanboys voting on it because of the terrible zelda games that Nintendo has since spent the rest of its time ret-conning out of canon.

While they'll happily defend the Virtual Boy that could literally cause eye damage because OMG RED LASERS INTO MY RETINAS!

The glasses on your avatar are needed once someone plays the r-Zone.

I love how nobody has brought up the amazing sound the r-Zone has. BEEP BEEP

 

[codezer0]

The glasses on your avatar are needed once someone plays the r-Zone.

I love how nobody has brought up the amazing sound the r-Zone has. BEEP BEEP

I did bring it up the first time around it was discussed. I mentioned how the R-Zone's sound was somehow worst than even Tiger's wrist-watch games.

 

[cdoty]

CDi fanboys. Representin'

I didn't think it was possible, but I just lost a little more faith in humanity.