Super Mario Bros. Is Shit

[NightsOwl]

Super Mario Bros. is the shit. Super Mario Bros. 2 is shit. Super Mario Bros. 3 is the shit.

I HAVE SPOKEN!

You have spoken wisely. But... what do you think of Jap 2?

 

[Gahars]

You have spoken wisely. But... what do you think of Jap 2?

The Lost Levels?

CIA instrument of torture.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Mario went seriously down hill. Sonic is a much better franchise.

I mean, Super Mario Galaxy? What a joke. Sonic Unleashed is where it's at!

 

[NightsOwl]

Mario went seriously down hill. Sonic is a much better franchise.

I mean, Super Mario Galaxy? What a joke. Sonic Unleashed is where it's at!

They obviously released Galaxy to combat the masterpiece that is Sonic 06.

So Sega released Unleashed. And Nintendo released the failturd that is Galaxy 2 to try to win back it's audience.

I mean. Pff. Who likes Mario?

 

[Veho]

I mean. Pff. Who likes Mario?

Princess Peach. By definition.

 

[Foxi4]

Princess Peach. By definition.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Nobody gets "unwillingly" kidnapped so many times - I sense foul play.

 

[Veho]

Nobody gets "unwillingly" kidnapped so many times - I sense foul play.

Doesn't mean she doesn't like Mario, it just means she likes her some bad boy on the side every once in a while.

 

[Gahars]

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Nobody gets "unwillingly" kidnapped so many times - I sense foul play.

Well, Bowser Jr. claims she's his mother, so...

 

[Foxi4]

Doesn't mean she doesn't like Mario, it just means she likes her some bad boy on the side every once in a while.

I guess Mario isn't as great a plumber as he claims to be if Peach needs someone else to unclog her pipes.

 

[Rydian]

I guess Mario isn't as great a plumber as he claims to be if Peach needs someone else to unclog hers.

 

[Veho]

I guess Mario isn't as great a plumber as he claims to be if Peach needs someone else to unclog hers.

Pft, everyone knows you need two, one to flush your drain, and one to snake your pipe, if you know what I mean.

 

[Gahars]

Pft, everyone knows you need two, one to flush your drain, and one to snake your pipe, if you know what I mean.

Risky click of the day goes to Veho!

 

[Veho]

Dare you click?

 

[Gahars]

Dare you click?

I dared. Fortune favors the brave.

 

[Veho]

I dared. Fortune favors the brave.

That, and I'm too much of a pussy to post anything too filthy.

 

[Rydian]

That, and I'm too much of a pussy to post anything too filthy.

Your avatar, if I squint, looks like a well-endowed man jerkin' it.

 

[Veho]

Your avatar, if I squint, looks like a well-endowed man jerkin' it.

And that says more about you than it does about me.

 

[Rydian]

And that says more about you than it does about me.

Well he looks angry when doing it, too.

 

[Veho]

Well he looks angry when doing it, too.

Nonsense.

 

[Rydian]

Nonsense.

Those eyebrows curve more than a used coat hanger.