help best English learn tervision?

[The Catboy]

And with its movement to the eof
This just lost the small bit of credibility it had.

This thread had credibility?
Just how gullible did this place get in my absence.

People here now derp louder than ever!

 

[Black-Ice]

And with its movement to the eof
This just lost the small bit of credibility it had.

This thread had credibility?
Just how gullible did this place get in my absence.

People here now derp louder than ever!

;O;
very

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

That's becoming increasingly more apparent as I look at the active threads.....

 

[The Catboy]

;O;
very

I request of you not shed another tear! ;o;

That's becoming increasingly more apparent as I look at the active threads.....

Please return and save us from our derping ways!

 

[TheRedfox]

And with its movement to the eof
This just lost the small bit of credibility it had.

This thread had credibility?
Just how gullible did this place get in my absence.

People here now derp louder than ever!

HARD ENOUGH?

 

[FAST6191]

The IP addresses of your posts place you all over Europe and you seem to have opted for American (ish) phonetic spellings (you use a lot of z which is more of an American thing) which presumably says you have learned the language by having it spoken around you and almost exclusively so. The trouble is looking at the IP addresses and matching it to those posts most of the languages are largely Latin and Germanic based and/or heavily influenced English and although there are certainly false friends in those languages those are considerably more pleasant for the would be reader to deal with than to try to decode phonetically driven spellings.

To this end I would say you are better off getting something in your native language (dub if you have to) and switching on English subtitles (most films, TV shows and more will get an English subtitle somewhere*) to try getting an idea of English word construction; it truly is not that different to most other Latin based languages with the biggest difference usually being word order (adjectives before nouns for the most part).

*they do not have to be completely literal translations and I might even argue it is better if they are not as completely literal is quite hard to do when maintaining a proper sentence order.

 

[Black-Ice]

Post Deleted By Black-Ice On 30 July 2012, 22:49 PM.
Reason: You suck.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

*stuff*

FAST, this is no time for good advice!

 

[TheRedfox]

It's time for a cute fox? :3

 

[srsbzns]

:/

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Soooo it's right where it belongs?

Nope, can't close it.

 

[Skelletonike]

I recommend watching cartoon network without subs. xP
Worked marvels for most kids in my country. =3

 

[srsbzns]

:/

 

[Issac]

Yuo shuald nut leran Enghish frum Uncle Dolan, gooby.

 

[Veho]

All the English I know I learned from Big Muzzy.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

All the English I know I learned from Big Muzzy.

I remember that from somewhere.

 

[ComeTurismO]

To start off learning, get the English rosetta stone.
use google translate, translate your language to english. It'll be easier

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Alright, here's the deal.
Nobody believes you.
You're misspelling words that are right in front of you, you're finding options such as the report button without any trouble at all (something that non-English speakers have a problem with). You're not showing any of the typical signs of someone actually having difficulty understanding us.
We think you're full of it.

So you have a couple of options:
Knock off the act. If you want to be here, then you're free to stay. Stop making ridiculous threads such as this that make it seem like you're having trouble that you're not.
or
Go away.

We like having lots of people with diverse backgrounds, here.
But nobody likes a fake.

As you requested: Thread closed.