Happy b-day PG!

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Body shots it is!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Wasn't expecting wakemezake, but I certainly won't complain!

(double posting just because I can)

 

[Densetsu]

Best birthday message ever. Thank you! I'll ask my sexy male friends to lapdance for me. They probably won't mind

Why should I translate it for them? It's for me!
Nope, not going to translate it for them.

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"(Heisei era)24-7-27
(Aka 2012-7-27)

Phoenix Goddess,

Happy birthday. I hope all of your wishes come true. I hope that a sexy, handsome man gives you a naked lapdance( )
Close enough for you to smell him(I think).

~The Perverted Densetsu ( )

P.S. You fail this test if you get a Japanese friend to translate this."

Whoops, I messed up on a kanji. It's 玉, not 弾. Go back and re-read the message. I changed the kanji and added another sentence. "Close enough for you to smell him" is almost correct

And saying "the perverted Densetsu" is totally natural.

Hey! I didn't put "perverted" by my name in the original Japanese!

D:

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Whoops, I messed up on a kanji. It's 玉, not 弾. Go back and re-read the message. I changed the kanji and added another sentence. "Close enough for you to smell him" is almost correct

Hey! I didn't put "perverted" by my name in the original Japanese!

D:

You cleared up my sleeping issue. Thanks to you, I'll never be able to sleep again
Unless I want disgusting nightmares about "大粒の汗が金玉". Seriously, you ruined it D:

Now you see why I took the liberty and called you perverted

According to google translate you said...

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Balls are flying in from big drops of sweat

In-class face of you.

They're flying in! Duck for cover!

 

[Densetsu]

You cleared up my sleeping issue. Thanks to you, I'll never be able to sleep again
Unless I want disgusting nightmares about "???????". Seriously, you ruined it D:

"Close enough that you can smell his balls" was the line you missed. As for the line I added...yeah, let's just keep that between ninjas.

Happy birthday

_>
*vanish*

*EDIT*

According to google translate you said...

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Balls are flying in from big drops of sweat

In-class face of you.

They're flying in! Duck for cover!

Stop using Google Translate!

You spend so much time yelling at others for doing it

Spoiler: Actual Translation (NSFW)

"May the sweat fly from his balls and land on your face."

I meant to keep it between ninjas, but PG...exposed it (pun intended).

 

[benbop1992]

Happy birthday Pee Gee

 

[Veho]

Happy birthday, Pee Gee

>>;

 

[Paarish]

Happy birthday PG!!!

 

[ProtoKun7]

All this Japanese perversion; at least my Gallifreyan message to you was innocent. D:

And artwork prepared with a seventh sense doesn't sound that impressive when I already have at least eleven...

 

[Rydian]

All this Japanese perversion; at least my Gallifreyan message to you was innocent. D:

And artwork prepared with a seventh sense doesn't sound that impressive when I already have at least eleven...

I can't wait until I class-change and can gain that innuendo-awareness sense.

Then I'll see what your posts REALLY contain!

 

[AlanJohn]

I wanted to say Happy birthday but then I saw the 4 pages this thread got and now I'm jealous.

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Nah I'm just shitting around with 'ya. Happy Birthday

 

[Depravo]

Happy birthday PG. Have a good one. That's an order.

 

[Hadrian]

Have a good day sexy...where's my banana pics ?

I wanted to say Happy birthday but then I saw the 4 pages this thread got and now I'm jealous.

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Nah I'm just shitting around with 'ya. Happy Birthday

Girls always get more, but I've seen PG's penis.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Happy birthday PG. Have a good one. That's an order.

An order? Damn... Roger that

I wanted to say Happy birthday but then I saw the 4 pages this thread got and now I'm jealous.

Spoiler

Nah I'm just shitting around with 'ya. Happy Birthday

Wasn't expecting a happy birthday from you. Thanks

Girls always get more, but I've seen PG's penis.

How many times do I have to tell you, Hadrian. Imagining things you crave for, won't make them magically appear


Thanks guys!

 

[Hadrian]

How many times do I have to tell you, Hadrian. Imagining things you crave for, won't make them magically appear

You have hairy ballbags too.

 

[DCG]

Happy B-day PG
Have a excellent day
(not going to use the beer one...)

 

[narutopet112]

Happy birtday

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Happy B-day PG
Have a excellent day
(not going to use the beer one...)

What's wrong with beer?

Thank you!

 

[Shiro09]

Happy birthday ex-sensei

 

[DCG]

Happy B-day PG
Have a excellent day
(not going to use the beer one...)

What's wrong with beer?

Thank you!

..... Drank a "little" too much, with medication.
Never had issues with 1 drink, but (I guess) 3 beer and a bottle tequilla is a whole different story....

The thought of the smell makes me sick now :s
So it's Soda and water for me the coming year