Apple I need a Siri Proxy or partner for AssistantConnect!

[jrk190]

Okay, so, I'm a huge fan of Siri, but I can't get a bit of help at all. Now that Assistant Connect is live, can someone be my partner?

 

[Kyary]

If your just trying to get Siri on a iPod, try SiriPort. I tried spire but I couldn't find proxies, siriport worked flawlessly well actually, I was lucky it worked. For some people it didn't o.o. ~According to the comments anyway~

 

[jrk190]

I'll give it a go

 

[Kyary]

Ah wait! here are better instructions:

Spoiler

source

• Open up Cydia, navigate to the Manage tab, and tap Sources. Tap the Edit button in the top right corner, followed by the Add button in the top left corner. Add the following repository in the text field that appears:http://repo.siriport.ru
• Navigate to the Search tab in Cydia and search for SiriPort. Once you’ve found SiriPort, tap the Install button in the top right corner.
• When SiriPort is finished installing, you will need to reboot your device.
• When your device powers back on, navigate to the following address in Safari: siriport.ru/1.crt
• Follow the onscreen instructions in Safari and download the “certificate” that is displayed after going to the above address.
• Reboot your device.
• Go to Settings, navigate to the Siri menu, and turn it ON.
• Return to the device’s home screen. Hold down the home button, and Siri will pop up. Keep trying to use Siri repeatedly, even if you get errors or apology statements claiming that Siri can’t work right now or is encountering problems processing your request.

Hope it works for you!

 

[jrk190]

No luck :/

 

[jrk190]

I keep asking siri where I can bury dead bodies.

 

[jrk190]

Thirteen people are reading this... Will one of them help meh ;O;

 

[Kyary]

>.< aw man. It was worth a try

I keep asking siri where I can bury dead bodies.

What the heck it told me in garbage dumpster!

 

[jrk190]

At one of the colleges I visited, the power went out. I decided to take a BB gun and shoot my room-mate. He took out his Iphone, and asked," Where can I bury dead bodies?!?" Siri said,"Are you looking for- Swamps, lakes, cesspools, dumpsters, or dark forests? I have found 33 in your area." I was like- OH DEAR GAWD!

 

[Kyary]

At one of the colleges I visited, the power went out. I decided to take a BB gun and shoot my room-mate. He took out his Iphone, and asked," Where can I bury dead bodies?!?" Siri said,"Are you looking for- Swamps, lakes, cesspools, dumpsters, or dark forests? I have found 33 in your area." I was like- OH DEAR GAWD!

;__; siri is evil! How convenient though.. also I don't think BB guns are capable of killing people xD

 

[jrk190]

Yeah, he was still pissed off, I shot the sprinkler, so it went off in the whole building. We were outside, at 10:00, drenched, in the cold. Fun, fun...

 

[jrk190]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMpZB55Xe98&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnqszKH3UrE&feature=related
Two of the funniest videos ever. Sara found them.

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[Kyary]

Is this skyrim XD oh internet memes... I feel like watching Naruto now .

 

[jrk190]

Is this skyrim XD oh internet memes... I feel like watching Naruto now .

The ones with Dragonball Z were funny too!