Let play this game!

[bradzx]

Any of you play Zelda game before? Then let get start. Here is simple rule.

You can pick any item and explain how to use item. Like this.

*intro get item music* Ta da da da!!! You got a beam sword! Fight like Star War style!

You can keep going. But remember, post one time each turn.

Also you can comment people's got item.

 

[AlanJohn]

*intro get item music* Ta da da da!!! You got a dildo! Masturbate like a pro!

 

[Deleted-236924]

May: "COVER YOUR EYES!!!!"
*Get item music*
*Huge white light*
You got the useless DVD-R! You can use this item to attack enemies from a distance!

 

[bradzx]

*intro music item* Ta da da da!!! You got Mario's shoe. What can you do use?

Mario: HEY! THAT IS MY SHOE, YOU MAMAF***ER!!!!

 

[Deleted-236924]

*intro music item* Ta da da da!!! You got Mario's cap. What can you do use?

Mario: HEY! THAT IS MY CAP, YOU MAMAF***ER!!!!

Fixed.

 

[bradzx]

Oh yeah I forgot that cap will give you upgrade weapon. XD

 

[Hydreigon]

*opens chest, music starts playing*
YOU GOT...

...nothing. ;O;

 

[bradzx]

*opens chest, music starts playing*
YOU GOT...

...nothing like net!

Fixed for basketball style.

 

[Hydreigon]

D:

...

 

[bradzx]

*intro music item* Ta da da da!!! You got *music rick roll* RICKROLLED!!!! O.O

 

[Hydreigon]

*chest opens*
*music plays*
YOU GOT TROLOLOLOLED!

 

[bradzx]

U mean troll thing?

 

[Hydreigon]

Yeah.

 

[bradzx]

Oh. It look like troll laugh.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

*Ta da da da!!* You got a Rupee Wraith! Run for your life!

 

[Deleted User]

*intro get item music* Ta da da da!!! You got

!

!

 

[CrazyPuzzler]

*intro get item music* Ta da da da! You got the ear plugs! You don't have to listen to Captain Obvious's nagging anymore! -That's right Navi, we're looking at you!-

 

[BoxmanWTF]

*intro get item music* Ta da da da! You got Erectile Dysfunction! Now you can disappoint all the ladies!

...wait
D:

 

[bradzx]

*intro music item* Ta da da da!!! You got Pingas! Yell like Dr Eggman yell at his robot. What the heck pingas doing here? I thought you suppose to get rid of that annoying hedgeheg!!!

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

DA NA NA NAAAAAAA!

....Oh wait. The chest is empty.

-SUDDENLY, BOSS FIGHT-

DA NA NA NAAAAAAA!

YOU GOT THAT GUY'S SMELLY UNDERWEAR! Gross, but his wife did tell you she wanted his underwear...