Wifi-enabled laptops may be nuking sperm

[Qtis]

its ok babe
i forgot the condom but ive been surfing the web on my laptop all day

This just in: Being 18 hours per day online with WiFi on a laptop has helped make people sterile! No need for chemical sterilization! Yay mankind!

 

[Pong20302000]

its ok babe
i forgot the condom but ive been surfing the web on my laptop all day

This just in: Being 18 hours per day online with WiFi on a laptop has helped make people sterile! No need for chemical sterilization! Yay mankind!

lol i bet women have always known this
Christmas Time
Her:Here you go darling a nice laptop
Me: WOW, thanks, its got the latest everything, now i can game and surf on the go
Her thoughts: "yes that right, enjoy the laptop, maybe it will calm you down and slowly sterilize you mmmwwwhahahaha"

 

[yusuo]

Ive got 2 kids already if laptops do really nuke sperm, then i say nuke away.

(note to self must create belt that i can clip my laptop onto for when i got out and about, 100% effectiveness)

 

[sergster1]

BS. Sperm for one would naturally not survive outside the body for 4 hours not only that but sperm is EXTREMELY susceptible to heat so if anything it was the heat generated by the laptop than the em waves

 

[BlackDave]

Heh... I never use my laptop on my lap because it's just not a comfortable position for me

 

[Depravo]

*Immediately puts laptop on lap*

 

[nryn99]

i've heard about this years ago.
dunno if it's true but i'm more comfortable if the laptop's on the table.

 

[Judas18]

That's OK, I don't want children anyway.

 

[Bladexdsl]

thread is pure win

 

[BORTZ]

its ok babe
i forgot the condom but ive been surfing the web on my laptop all day

This just in: Being 18 hours per day online with WiFi on a laptop has helped make people sterile! No need for chemical sterilization! Yay mankind!

9 months later:
Deformed baby.

 

[DeadLocked]

9/10 times your baby might be deformed or disabled.
1/10 times your baby will be a superhero/villain.

 

[Hanafuda]

no worries here. i r vasectomized.

 

[shakirmoledina]

laptops - for kids and elders only

 

[DxEggman]

ill make sure to properly do this before i do it with my girlfriend, so if the condom accidently breaks, she wont get pregnant

i was actually about to say that until i saw your comment.

 

[Devin]

its ok babe
i forgot the condom but ive been surfing the web on my laptop all day

This just in: Being 18 hours per day online with WiFi on a laptop has helped make people sterile! No need for chemical sterilization! Yay mankind!

9 months later:
Deformed baby.

I get the strangest feeling that if that ever happens, the baby will be encoded with whatever you were downloading at the time.

pr0n babiez any1?

 

[lostdwarf]

I am totally showing my girlfriend this post!

NO MORE CONDOMS LOVE, JUST SWITCH THE WIFI ON!

 

[Skelletonike]

Lol... Well, I use the laptop for most stuff while I'm in bed (although I prefer my desktop for games and stuff, the laptop is nicer when I feel like being lazy)... Soo... I hope this is not true, if it turns out to be true, and I am unable to produce offsprings, I'll sue the whole world!! D<
My semen needs to be high quality, low quality semens is just weak. D'=

 

[OJClock]

The seriousness with which you guys think this is an effective contraceptive worries me.
The whole evolutionary reason guys have testicles is for them to be away from your 37 degree Celsius insides.

 

[_Chaz_]

laptops - for kids and elders only

Or people with... you know... places to be. Like a JOB.

 

[BORTZ]

its ok babe
i forgot the condom but ive been surfing the web on my laptop all day

This just in: Being 18 hours per day online with WiFi on a laptop has helped make people sterile! No need for chemical sterilization! Yay mankind!

9 months later:
Deformed baby.

I get the strangest feeling that if that ever happens, the baby will be encoded with whatever you were downloading at the time.

pr0n babiez any1?

Oh THATS where that file went.