What to do with loads of mozzarella?

[BigOnYa]

Just put a bow on it, leave it on neighbors porch, knock, then run and hide.

 

[Nakamichi]

Just put a bow on it, leave it on neighbors porch, knock, then run and hide.

Its good food, not a flaming turd ^^;;

 

[Hanafuda]

oooh yeah, i still have those lasagna pasta things, canned tomatoes and ground pork! good idea!

You can freeze leftovers and spread it out.

I mix canned/jar pizza sauce in when I make lasagna.

 

[RyanTheArchivist]

couldnt resist! ; 3

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id love those, sadly no fryer/frier(???) tho

You can make those in a deep fryer and even an oven! They just get slightly different textures dependent on the method.

 

[hippy dave]

Just put a bow on it, leave it on neighbors porch, knock, then run and hide.

Its good food, not a flaming turd ^^;;

Eat cheese, digest cheese, poop it out into a paper bag, ignite on neighbour's porch

 

[Jayro]

Pizza, pizza, pizza...

 

[VioletRose]

Not a joke either, toss that disgusting shit in the trash.

 

[Nakamichi]

Not a joke either, toss that disgusting shit in the trash.

its a LITTLE over the use-by date, not massively so.
im not gonna toss good food.
1kilogram of mozzarella is a massive amount of food

 

[VioletRose]

its a LITTLE over the use-by date, not massively so.
im not gonna toss good food.
1kilogram of mozzarella is a massive amount of food

I'm saying toss it out because it's gross to begin with, not because it's a little over the use-by-date. Also, 1kg of cheese is absolutely not a massive amount of food. Not anywhere even remotely close to a massive amount.

 

[Nakamichi]

I'm saying toss it out because it's gross to begin with, not because it's a little over the use-by-date. Also, 1kg of cheese is absolutely not a massive amount of food. Not anywhere even remotely close to a massive amount.

it is for one person!

 

[emigre]

Spend less time posting about and more time eating it.

You're German, put it on some cold bread and eat it.

 

[Nakamichi]

Spend less time posting about and more time eating it.

You're German, put it on some cold bread and eat it.

why does everyone just want me to eat it raw?
Whats wrong with you people!
its like... almost flavorless.
in a salad with some dressing? sure. thats good.
but just eating it as is is about as satisfying as spooning plain tofu into your mouth.

and no... just adding "bread" doesnt count -.-

 

[emigre]

why does everyone just want me to eat it raw?
Whats wrong with you people!
its like... almost flavorless.
in a salad with some dressing? sure. thats good.
but just eating it as is is about as satisfying as spooning plain tofu into your mouth.

and no... just adding "bread" doesnt count -.-

have it with some sauerkraut and sausage.

If you want it warm, make a toast Hawaii.

 

[Veho]

Buy filo pastry, make a bunch of mozzarella pockets, freeze them for later. You don't really need an oven to bake them, you can fry them in a pan.

and no... just adding "bread" doesnt count -.-

Makes it Käsebrot, no?

Okay fine, you can add a little Rama to spice it up.

 

[Nakamichi]

@emigre toast hawaii could actually work!
Sauerkraut tho...

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@Veho what would that taste like?

 

[Veho]

@Veho what would that taste like?

It would taste like mozzarella in crispy filo pastry. Kind of like Börek, but also not quite. You can add other stuff to it, spices, bacon bits, stuff. Then it tastes like bacon bits.

 

[emigre]

@emigre
Sauerkraut tho...

Can't a man be slightly xenophobic?

 

[Nakamichi]

Can't a man be slightly xenophobic?

wait a moooment... youre not german, how do you even know about toast hawaii??

 

[emigre]

wait a moooment... youre not german, how do you even know about toast hawaii??

Dated a Russo-German woman for a while.

 

[Veho]

wait a moooment... youre not german, how do you even know about toast hawaii??

I first had a toast Hawaii in a bakery in Shanghai. You don't have to be German or even go there to be jumped by German cuisine.