Someone find me a different hobby

[sexually_inactive]

I can't do it on my own.

 

[hippy dave]

Test out new potential hobbies and make a review thread for each of them here in the good old EOF.

 

[x65943]

Crochet
Embroidery
Bingo
Bonanza reruns
Pall malls
Shasta

After that the girdles will go flying off

 

[K3Nv4]

Streaking nude down busy highways

 

[x65943]

Streaking nude down busy highways

 

[Veho]

I hear immurement is pretty fun, you should try it.

 

[AncientBoi]

I hear stress in you. Try doing this

Spoiler: Stress Relief

Works for me. I'm stressed everyday, all day, Fuq, I'm stressed having to answer thi..

 

[Deleted member 681324]

Streaking nude down busy highways

AND whilst doing cartwheels!

 

[Gaara4000]

Go karting
Rollerblading
Cards like yugioh and pokemon
get a drum pad like an akai mpk mini
or a synthesizer they sound cool
make movies with adobe software i dont know
build some model kit or toy or zoids or gundam or something

just some ideas :]

 

[x65943]

Go karting
Rollerblading
Cards like yugioh and pokemon
get a drum pad like an akai mpk mini
or a synthesizer they sound cool
make movies with adobe software i dont know
build some model kit or toy or zoids or gundam or something

just some ideas :]

Just don't try MTG

 

[The Real Jdbye]

I can't do it on my own.

Get off the internet, go outside and touch ass.

 

[Robert Newbie]

Bodybuilding. Try lightweight dumbbells with a good routine and graduate to a personal trainer to ensure good form.
Martial Arts. Even a non-sparring sport is good for maintaining good exercise habits.
Eating Healthy. Look into substitutes for unhealthy food that may lurk within your weekly diet.
Walking. Get some vitamin D while exercising. The longer you can reasonably manage, the better.
Adopt a Pet. You can combine the walking activity (see above) with certain animals, such as a dog.
Study a language. If you play games, you already like challenging yourself. Take it up a notch.

You may deviate, but you will always return to your one true passion: vidya.

 

[hippy dave]

 

[yankii]

Bodybuilding. Try lightweight dumbbells with a good routine and graduate to a personal trainer to ensure good form.
Martial Arts. Even a non-sparring sport is good for maintaining good exercise habits.
Eating Healthy. Look into substitutes for unhealthy food that may lurk within your weekly diet.
Walking. Get some vitamin D while exercising. The longer you can reasonably manage, the better.
Adopt a Pet. You can combine the walking activity (see above) with certain animals, such as a dog.
Study a language. If you play games, you already like challenging yourself. Take it up a notch.

Gamers™ shouldn’t engage in any of these; very bad and out-of-touch take.

 

[Robert Newbie]

Gamers™ shouldn’t engage in any of these; very bad and out-of-touch take.

Computer. Increase the amount of time you spend staring at a screen. Myopia may result.
Sitting. Be sure not to purchase and/or assemble a standing desk for your computer (see above).
Eating Unhealthy. Doritos, cheetos, and Mountain Dew are the signature foods of the Gamer(tm).
Staring. Do your David Putty impression. Can be combined with points one and two or performed with one or the other.
Adopt a Pet. This is limited to animals that fit in an enclosure, like a hedgehog.
Sleep. Zzz.

This is a joke response. If you are unsure if this is a joke response, speak with your doctor, but be aware that you can only Zoom with said health care provider because you have vowed not to leave your residence, which is an unhealthy goal and limits the amount of vitamin D you may obtain. Void where prohibited. Limit of one per customer.

EDIT:

 

[yankii]

Computer. Increase the amount of time you spend staring at a screen. Myopia may result.
Sitting. Be sure not to purchase and/or assemble a standing desk for your computer (see above).
Eating Unhealthy. Doritos, cheetos, and Mountain Dew are the signature foods of the Gamer(tm).
Staring. Do your David Putty impression. Can be combined with points one and two or performed with one or the other.
Adopt a Pet. This is limited to animals that fit in an enclosure, like a hedgehog.
Sleep. Zzz.

This is a joke response. If you are unsure if this is a joke response, speak with your doctor, but be aware that you can only Zoom with said health care provider because you have vowed not to leave your residence, which is an unhealthy goal and limits the amount of vitamin D you may obtain. Void where prohibited. Limit of one per customer.

EDIT:

I'm doing all of these except the pet thing, unless ACNH counts?

 

[handy333]

Not a hobby but pro tip. Start NNN in October so that you don't have to do it in November.
Trust me.

 

[Robert Newbie]

I'm doing all of these except the pet thing, unless ACNH counts?

I had to look up what that bl**dy acronym meant (Animal Crossing: New Horizons), but by the above standards, you'd be increasing screen time by taking care of virtual animals. This is valid.

This is still a joke response. If you are unsure if this is a joke response, speak with your doctor, but be aware that you can only Zoom with said health care provider because you have vowed not to leave your residence, which is an unhealthy goal and limits the amount of vitamin D you may obtain.

 

[yankii]

This is still a joke response. If you are unsure if this is a joke response, speak with your doctor, but be aware that you can only Zoom with said health care provider because you have vowed not to leave your residence, which is an unhealthy goal and limits the amount of vitamin D you may obtain.

Zoom is for zoomers, which I am not.

Also, Waluigi D is all the D I need.

And Vitamins give you the 'tism. [Don't] Ask me how I know.

 

[hippy dave]

I had to look up what that bl**dy acronym meant (Animal Crossing: New Horizons),

ACKCHEWALLY it's Assassin's Creed New Hampshire.