I think Trump is Dying

[titan_tim]

Trump is showing clear signs that his health is failing.

Here are the indisputable facts:
- He is 79, obese, and eats terribly.
- He is slower and more pale than ever before.
- He's talking about his chances of getting into heaven suddenly.
- His ankles are swollen to a point where he has trouble walking properly.

- He has extreme bruising around his hand due to constant IV drips (No, it's not due to hand shaking like his propagandists said). The Queen of England had similar bruising 4 days before she died.

- He was missing from the public eye for quite a while. Influencers posted pictures of him golfing in Virginia, but the pictures had palm trees, which aren't in Virginia. Then Trump said he played golf with Joe Gruden this weekend, which actually happened a week ago.

We could do a separate deathpool for who you think will die sooner. Biden or Trump. My money is on Trump at this point.

 

[AncientBoi]

Couldn't happen to a better person.

Spoiler: Political Turmoil

 

[titan_tim]

Couldn't happen to a better person.

Spoiler: Political Turmoil

Yeah, the world will be an objectively better place once he's gone. The only question is when.

 

[Darth Meteos]

trump is living forever until he's dead

 

[Ettino]

Trump is Dying.

Aren't we all?

 

[Falconcrest64]

Good riddance

 

[BlazeHeatnix]

 

[Deleted member 705600]

But naahhhh, I will believe it when I see it.

Don't doubt they will try everything to allow him to last as much as he possible can

 

[Cylent1]

This thread is such hatefult rhetoric.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

 

[Xzi]

Prevailing theory is congestive heart failure. They have to draw blood for tests from veins on his hands and feet because the rest have become too recessed/hidden, and every time they draw from a new vein, it collapses right afterward; leaving him with bruises on his hands and swollen ankles. On average, people live only 6 to 8 months after diagnosis, and he may have been diagnosed months ago.

Here's hoping he dies on a Monday so that the new international holiday gets us a three day weekend every year.

This thread is such hatefult rhetoric.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

"Why isn't anyone more sympathetic to the world's most prominent pedophile?"

 

[Osha]

This thread is such hatefult rhetoric.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

I can live with the shame if it means the shameless bites it.

 

[DiscostewSM]

Dumb Republicans: "Quick! Put his head into a glass jar, like in Futurama!"

 

[Deleted member 320071]

I think they got a body double. He looks way different now.

 

[OilFreak]

I don't think he's dead on the grounds that I already have enough going on this week I don't need more to think about. Please die after this week thx

 

[Xzi]

I think they got a body double. He looks way different now.

It is weird that he doesn't appear to have any makeup on for once, may not even have his weave on in this picture either.

 

[BlazeHeatnix]

This thread is such hatefult rhetoric.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

I'm going to repost this every time you open your disgusting fucking mouth.

 

[Kunty]

I hope y'all do what we did when Thatcher kicked the bucket. We had fantastic street parties. We closed off my street, had tables in the road with loads of food and drink, loud music and the vibes were immaculate. It's never wrong to celebrate the death of a person who ruined so many lives. Also rapists and paedophiles deserve 0 sympathy so the pearl clutching is embarrassing.

 

[titan_tim]

Prevailing theory is congestive heart failure. They have to draw blood for tests from veins on his hands and feet because the rest have become too recessed/hidden, and every time they draw from a new vein, it collapses right afterward; leaving him with bruises on his hands and swollen ankles. On average, people live only 6 to 8 months after diagnosis, and he may have been diagnosed months ago.

Here's hoping he dies on a Monday so that the new international holiday gets us a three day weekend every year.


"Why isn't anyone more sympathetic to the world's most prominent pedophile?"

There's another theory which says that he's probably had multiple small strokes, and recently a large one. It's based on the extra prescribed drugs in his latest health check, and other common issues after mini strokes that can come up (Leg dragging and being unable to walk in a straight line).

https://www.financialexpress.com/tr...te-house-cover-up-after-death-rumours/3963525

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I'm going to repost this every time you open your disgusting fucking mouth.

LOL!!! What a disgusting piece of trash!!!

 

[Kunty]

Without saying what my job is due to technical ethical problems. In my opinion he is nowhere near of sound enough mind to be trusted to run a bath on his own without serious incident let alone an entire country. Allowing him to run for president in the first place was elder abuse. And if the rumours are true and he has had an ischemic stroke then his mental faculty will be extremely reduced so it would be dangerous to allow him to continue as president. He needs to step down and die.

 

[titan_tim]

And if the rumours are true and he has had an ischemic stroke then his mental faculty will be extremely reduced so it would be dangerous to allow him to continue as president.

All this happening while China, Russian, and India are buddying together to become the new world powers. All the while the US has a diminished senior asleep at the wheel.