NEBULAS2 Exploit “Attack Plan”

[Deleted member 756397]

Before I begin just a quick note that all future updates will be posted in this forum!

Here is what I have plan for exploits:

One of the main goals that I have is no mod chip or any external hardware required, this will be a SOFTWARE EXPLOIT, for support in the future I highly advise not to connect to Nintendo’s servers after the initial day one patch but after that put it in airplane mode.

How I plan for the exploit to work is similar to the PS5 exploit where it communicates to a website for the exploit to begin, if I can get that to work or not who knows.

I will continue to provide continuous updates in the future

NEBULAS2TEAM

 

[Bingus6000Team]

starting my own team too: bingus6000team
we don’t have hardware yet but we’re getting organized early so we’re ready when the team gets together


current progress:

• im thinking of a google doc with maybe some ideas from the crew (you guys)
• pretty sure we can use some stuff from the 3ds scene if we find the right cable
• trying to figure out if joy-cons still count as input devices (need confirmation)

my team rn:

• me
• a guy on reddit who said he’s in
• waiting on someone who said they “might know python”

goal is full jailbreak and custom firmware with maybe a new home menu (if possible)
if you’re serious about this and know computers hit me up. we move fast.


#bingus6000team #devteamforming #switch2hackersunite

 

[JK_]

My plan is to yell at the Switch 2 extra hard and catch it off guard. My voice is actually really deep and scary btw, so I doubt this will work for you like it will me. While it's caught off guard I'm gonna sneak attack a dongle into the USB-C port it's not watching carefully with a hacked JPEG on it that the Switch 2 will read since I scared it so bad. That JPEG won't even be a JPEG though, it'll be a .vbs script in disguise and the Switch 2 will read it and it will scramble its eggs extra hard. It won't even know what hit it because I don't even think the Switch 2 can run .vbs scripts. It's gonna be so confused and then it'll say hacked on the screen in big bold graffiti letters and I'm gonna upload a video to Youtube to show everyone I did it.

 

[Deleted member 756397]

starting my own team too: bingus6000team
we don’t have hardware yet but we’re getting organized early so we’re ready when the team gets together


current progress:

• im thinking of a google doc with maybe some ideas from the crew (you guys)
• pretty sure we can use some stuff from the 3ds scene if we find the right cable
• trying to figure out if joy-cons still count as input devices (need confirmation)

my team rn:

• me
• a guy on reddit who said he’s in
• waiting on someone who said they “might know python”

goal is full jailbreak and custom firmware with maybe a new home menu (if possible)
if you’re serious about this and know computers hit me up. we move fast.


#bingus6000team #devteamforming #switch2hackersunite

Good morning,

After reading I think you have some really good ideas and we could really use your help, I would love for your team and my team to merge together if possible, thank you for reaching out and I look forward to working with you on NEBULAS2

Regards,
Ori

 

[yankii]

Regards,
Ori

Is your last name "and the Blind Forest" or "and the Will of the Wisps"?

 

[retr0id]

My plan is to yell at the Switch 2 extra hard and catch it off guard. My voice is actually really deep and scary btw, so I doubt this will work for you like it will me. While it's caught off guard I'm gonna sneak attack a dongle into the USB-C port it's not watching carefully with a hacked JPEG on it that the Switch 2 will read since I scared it so bad. That JPEG won't even be a JPEG though, it'll be a .vbs script in disguise and the Switch 2 will read it and it will scramble its eggs extra hard. It won't even know what hit it because I don't even think the Switch 2 can run .vbs scripts. It's gonna be so confused and then it'll say hacked on the screen in big bold graffiti letters and I'm gonna upload a video to Youtube to show everyone I did it.

No way, this was also my plan!

 

[JK_]

No way, this was also my plan!

You know what they say, great minds think alike! Unfortunately I attempted it just today and it ended with failure. This is the script I wrote and named switch2hax.jpg. I think ChatGPT fucked something up when I wrote it:

' Switch 2 Fake JPEG hack script.
' Copyright 2025 - 4ever NEBULAS2 TEAM
' ~~~~~~ORIGNAL CODE DO NOT STEAL~~~~~~
'                  Written by >>xX_JK_Xx<<
' ~~~~~~ORIGNAL CODE DO NOT STEAL~~~~~~


Option Explicit
Dim shell, sysCheck, execID, patched

Set shell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

' Hack pre-checks
' I don't know what any of this actually does.
' ChatGPT told me it's like Matrix stuff and I just believe everything he tells me.
WScript.Echo "Initializing Switch 2 Dev Interface..."
WScript.Sleep 800
WScript.Echo "Checking system integrity..."
WScript.Sleep 700
WScript.Echo "Bypassing Erista-Plus Verification Layer..."
WScript.Sleep 1000
WScript.Echo "Mounting TrustZone volume..."
WScript.Sleep 1200
WScript.Echo "Injecting hypervisor patch..."
WScript.Sleep 1500
WScript.Echo "Loading kernel exploit..."
WScript.Sleep 1400
WScript.Echo "Applying NAND rewrite filter..."
WScript.Sleep 900
WScript.Echo "Deploying JPEG hax..."
' Sleep for a really long time here so they think something is actually happening.
WScript.Sleep 10000
' I'm not sure where the JPEG gets loaded, but ChatGPT assured me it's here somewhere.
' Not like I can read this shit anyway. Programming is for nerds. I'm just the ideas 
' guy with no clue what I'm doing.

WScript.Echo ""
WScript.Echo "==============================="
WScript.Echo " HACKED IN BIG BOLD GRAFFITI LETTERS."
WScript.Echo "==============================="

WScript.Echo ""
WScript.Echo "Process complete. Press any key to terminate."
shell.Run "cmd /k pause >nul", 1, False

I think the problem might be the line where it prints Erista-Plus to the screen. I don't think ChatGPT knew the Switch 2 wasn't called Erista-Plus when I wrote this all by myself. I just asked ChatGPT and it says the name might actually be Drake instead. I'm gonna ask it to edit the line in question and see if that'll help tomorrow. My voice is still kind of hoarse from all of the screaming, but I will give it another go tomorrow after my voice has recovered. Anyone else is free to test it themselves. Just remember to yell from behind the Switch 2, because that will be your best bet. Yelling at the screen is a no go, because it can just see it coming.

- See ya
>>xX_JK_Xx<<

 

[retr0id]

You know what they say, great minds think alike! Unfortunately I attempted it just today and it ended with failure. This is the script I wrote and named switch2hax.jpg. I think ChatGPT fucked something up when I wrote it:

' Switch 2 Fake JPEG hack script.
' Copyright 2025 - 4ever NEBULAS2 TEAM
' ~~~~~~ORIGNAL CODE DO NOT STEAL~~~~~~
'                  Written by >>xX_JK_Xx<<
' ~~~~~~ORIGNAL CODE DO NOT STEAL~~~~~~


Option Explicit
Dim shell, sysCheck, execID, patched

Set shell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

' Hack pre-checks
' I don't know what any of this actually does.
' ChatGPT told me it's like Matrix stuff and I just believe everything he tells me.
WScript.Echo "Initializing Switch 2 Dev Interface..."
WScript.Sleep 800
WScript.Echo "Checking system integrity..."
WScript.Sleep 700
WScript.Echo "Bypassing Erista-Plus Verification Layer..."
WScript.Sleep 1000
WScript.Echo "Mounting TrustZone volume..."
WScript.Sleep 1200
WScript.Echo "Injecting hypervisor patch..."
WScript.Sleep 1500
WScript.Echo "Loading kernel exploit..."
WScript.Sleep 1400
WScript.Echo "Applying NAND rewrite filter..."
WScript.Sleep 900
WScript.Echo "Deploying JPEG hax..."
' Sleep for a really long time here so they think something is actually happening.
WScript.Sleep 10000
' I'm not sure where the JPEG gets loaded, but ChatGPT assured me it's here somewhere.
' Not like I can read this shit anyway. Programming is for nerds. I'm just the ideas
' guy with no clue what I'm doing.

WScript.Echo ""
WScript.Echo "==============================="
WScript.Echo " HACKED IN BIG BOLD GRAFFITI LETTERS."
WScript.Echo "==============================="

WScript.Echo ""
WScript.Echo "Process complete. Press any key to terminate."
shell.Run "cmd /k pause >nul", 1, False

I think the problem might be the line where it prints Erista-Plus to the screen. I don't think ChatGPT knew the Switch 2 wasn't called Erista-Plus when I wrote this all by myself. I just asked ChatGPT and it says the name might actually be Drake instead. I'm gonna ask it to edit the line in question and see if that'll help tomorrow. My voice is still kind of hoarse from all of the screaming, but I will give it another go tomorrow after my voice has recovered. Anyone else is free to test it themselves. Just remember to yell from behind the Switch 2, because that will be your best bet. Yelling at the screen is a no go, because it can just see it coming.

- See ya
>>xX_JK_Xx<<

bad news, I yelled at my switch too hard and now it won't turn on

 

[JK_]

bad news, I yelled at my switch too hard and now it won't turn on

Did you try apologizing to it? I always followed up my failed attempts with a sincere apology from the heart and mine still turns on. I think Nintendo added like bencryption to the Switch 2's apology accepting kernel code or the boatloader thingy everyone talks about. Why does a video game even need a boatloader? It's not it goes fishing or anything.

Anyway, I'm getting tired of shitposting. I think OP left. If he comes back, I'll shitpost some more.

 

[Bingus6000Team]

Quick Bingus6000Team Update


Been working non-stop the past few days on the Nebulas2 stuff. Got a couple things almost figured out but not ready to post yet. Don’t want to leak too early and risk getting it patched.

We’ve been testing signal interference by microwaving a Joy-Con. I microwaved a Pro Controller for signal testing. No noticeable change but it smells weird now.

Then we put two Joy-Cons in at once, opposite corners, like diagonally kind of like how magnets work. Something definitely lit on fire but hard to say if it was part of the exploit or just the microwave settings.

We’re going to try wrapping one in foil next.

More soon.
—B6K Team

 

[JK_]

Then we put two Joy-Cons in at once, opposite corners, like diagonally kind of like how magnets work. Something definitely lit on fire but hard to say if it was part of the exploit or just the microwave settings.

We’re going to try wrapping one in foil next.

More soon.
—B6K Team

Did you check to make sure whether or not the joycons attracted or repelled each other first? That could be part of the problem too. Wrapping one in foil is a great idea, but I don't think that's going to completely stop the government from reading what you're trying to accomplish here and reporting it Nintendo. They might already be on to you. You need to be careful. I bet they can already smell that pro controller from a mile away. If men in black show up at your parent's house, just remain calm. Deny even having a Switch 2 just to be safe. They wear disguises too. Just today, a really tall man in a short little girl disguise came to my house and asked if I wanted to buy "cookies." I immediately knew that was a code word and that was van somewhere just waiting for me to say yes to the "cookies." I was also aware every box had a listening device installed within just so they could listen in to my hacking yells. I denied even having a Switch 2 and the man in disguise looked really confused and asked what that even had to do with "cookies." I screamed at him that I knew exactly what he was up to and I wasn't falling for it. He cried and went to his other coworker agent who was disguised as a concerned mother with a disgusted look on her face. I knew it was all a trick to take me down. Anyway, she dropped all the cookies on the ground and they ran away so I got free cookies, but I made sure to burn the boxes to be safe. Now I feel really fat from eating all the cookies so I'm going to take a break from this hacking stuff.

Also, don't use the popcorn button on your microwave. They never really work right.

 

[Space_Goddess_Samus_Aran]

bad news, I yelled at my switch too hard and now it won't turn on

my switch yelled back and now reboots on repeat