Good Morning Post

[Quore]

Good Morning #284

Anyways, sorry for the little delay, but it's my anniversary!!

Thank y'all for being there throughout

OH MY FKCING GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL

 

[Cranesbill]

OH MY FKCING GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

HERE

 

[Xdqwerty]

Good morningn't #285

 

[x65943]

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I feel so bloated

 

[Cranesbill]

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Cool illegal propaganda, but it’s still illegal propaganda

I feel so bloated

*poke*

(Just burp, it’ll help)

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Cool illegal propaganda, but it’s still illegal propaganda



*poke*

(Just burp, it’ll help)

I can't

 

[x65943]

I can't

Probably constipated

Buy a $1 frozen bag of vegetables and eat the whole thing - should help with some fiber/bulking

Drink water too

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[Cranesbill]

I can't

Have some soda

 

[x65943]

Have some soda

I suspect his bloating is below the ligament of treitz

 

[Cranesbill]

I suspect his bloating is below the ligament of treitz

Well he said he’s super bloated so burping ought to relieve the discomfort

 

[AncientBoi]

Another suggestion:

 

[x65943]

Well he said he’s super bloated so burping ought to relieve the discomfort

The boating I suspect is feces

 

[Cranesbill]

Another suggestion:

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For once you’re actually right about the fart

The boating I suspect is feces

Gross

Then fart

I just drink dairy to soften the stool

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Have some soda

Thats the reason why I'm bloated

 

[Xdqwerty]

Wut

 

[Cranesbill]

Thats the reason why I'm bloated

So it is just built up gas

Simple solution, you know how to manually burp, right?

If not then sucks to suck, mate, you’re gonna have to chug another soda so the buildup can explode

 

[Xdqwerty]

So it is just built up gas

Simple solution, you know how to manually burp, right?

If not then sucks to suck, mate, you’re gonna have to chug another soda so the buildup can explode

They can also take a spoonful of water with baking soda. It works for me.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I threw up. At least I'm less bloated now.