bad jokes

[SylverReZ]

What did the chicken say to the bartender?

Spoiler

Quack

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Spoiler

Quack

 

[BakerMan]

Two AIs walk into a bar. The first one goes up to a bartender and says “01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01110010.” The second AI walks up to the bar and says, “Claude, you’re wasted. Let me order.”

translation is "I'd like a beer." for anyone curious (I used a binary-text translator)

 

[Noctosphere]

Did you know that when two persons are kissing, that creates a 30 meters long pipe from one anus to the other?

 

[BigOnYa]

Did you know that when two persons are kissing, that creates a 30 meters long pipe from one anus to the other?

"We don't get the joke, nocto for us"

 

[BigOnYa]

What do you call a farm with blood sucking cows?

Spoiler

Vampire Dairys

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Dad: You see that cemetery, people die to get in there.

Little timmy: Why don't they just walk in?

Dad: They want to appreciate the soil.

 

[BigOnYa]

You see that cemetery, people die to get in there.

The joke is: Why is there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get inside.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

The joke is: Why is there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get inside.

You're mansplaining to mean and I'm not even a girl.

 

[BigOnYa]

How do gamers cheer each other up?

Spoiler

With console-ation

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

How do gamers cheer each other up?

Spoiler

With console-ation

They don't; that's how

 

[Cranesbill]

I’m a menace on this one

“I saw a kid riding a bike the other day. I thought it was mines so I went to go check the garage. Luckily mines was still in there begging for food“

 

[SylverReZ]

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That's three-in-one.