bad jokes

[AncientBoi]

[left shoe]: You're on the wrong foot

[right shoe]: Well, So are you.

[right foot]: Pay him no mind. WE are always Right

 

[Flame]

[left shoe]: You're on the wrong foot

[right shoe]: Well, So are you.

[right foot]: Pay him no mind. WE are always Right

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is an old people joke. Not bad joke.

Wait a minute.

 

[BakerMan]

what concert is 45¢?
50 Cent and Nickelback

 

[CoolMe]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

 

[impeeza]

Why white dudes love date black chicks?

-Because they do not have to worry about knowing her father.

 

[SylverReZ]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

Didn't you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank?
- He was caught drinking on the job.

 

[BigOnYa]

Most athletes that run track, who are terrified of hurdles, will never get over it.

 

[CoolMe]

Didn't you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank?
- He was caught drinking on the job.

Hey, that's got to be AncientBoi!

 

[SylverReZ]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
- One snatches your watch, and the other watches your snatch.

 

[BakerMan]

A collab between King Oedipus and King Midas would be pure motherfucking gold

 

[Lostbhoy]

The best thing about going round my mums is her meatloaf.

She looks nothing like him but the voice is spot on!

 

[Maximumbeans]

The best thing about going round my mums is her meatloaf.

She looks nothing like him but the voice is spot on!

I'm so relieved that joke went the way it did

 

[hippy dave]

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.

They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”

 

[Noctosphere]

The Republican party is more incline to help white straigth male. And you know, with youngsters pronouns, surgeries, and all these youngsters stuff... it's so easy to become a white straigth male today...

 

[Maximumbeans]

The Republican party is more incline to help white straigth male. And you know, with youngsters pronouns, surgeries, and all these youngsters stuff... it's so easy to become a white straigth male today...

…huh?

 

[Localhorst86]

The Republican party is more incline to help white straigth male. And you know, with youngsters pronouns, surgeries, and all these youngsters stuff... it's so easy to become a white straigth male today...

Ok, boomer

 

[Veho]

…huh?

This is a bad jokes thread, he posted a bad joke. What's not to get?

 

[Maximumbeans]

This is a bad jokes thread, he posted a bad joke. What's not to get?

I’ve got nothing. Fair play.

 

[Localhorst86]

What did the chicken say to the bartender?

Spoiler

Quack

 

[impeeza]

Two AIs walk into a bar. The first one goes up to a bartender and says “01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01110010.” The second AI walks up to the bar and says, “Claude, you’re wasted. Let me order.”