sbltnoucPAlib release

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This is a parody of how bloated PAlib is :P I don't maintain the library anymore and I don't want to

sbltnoucPAlib is my life's work i worked it for 9 years, it's revolutionary, i totally don't use nflib since 8 months ago.

New features:
First of all, there's a installer, it installs a crap ton of viruses and adwares but that's to fund PAlib and Darnell 3.
Second of all... PAGfx is BSD compatible but there's still no Linux support.

PA_DestroyDS();
This function first of all, corrupts your FAT filesystem, corrupts your firmware (3DS/DSi/DS) then puts this image on your screen:
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PA_Assasinate(const char* target);
First of all, it sends a group of 10 people to kill them in real life, if the people don't do their job, a nuclear missile will be launched to target.

PA_Doxx(const char* target);
Gets personal info out of someone and publishes it on the internet :P

PA_Get();
Function that gets you anything in real life, even a girlfriend. But if you turn off your DS everything will end.

PA_DetectIfGay();
Detects if a person is gay by just taking a photo of them.

PA_MakeGame();
Function that automatically makes the game for you :)

PA_FixTools();
Fixes all bugs on PAlib but completely breaks libnds, worth it tradeoff it won't totally cause errors :)

PA_ChatGPT();
Puts a AI chatbot into your game :)

PA_WindowsEnable();
Runs the Windows 3.1 operating system on the Nintendo DS :)
 
What a useless function

"Detects if a person is gay by just taking a photo of them"

Anyone downloading DS homobrew in the first place is already a confirmed homo
it can detect anyone tho, even someone that hasn't touched a computer. this is why i added it
Post automatically merged:

palib is now a criminal's tool sorry sorry I meant definitive DS programming library
 

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