Dad jokes

[BakerMan]

Why don't you ever find elephants climbing in trees?
Because they're so good at it

Post automatically merged: Aug 21, 2024

why do elephants paint their balls red?
to hide in cherry trees

 

[AncientBoi]

Your Dad is so FAT, he couldn't mate with your FAT Mother

 

[impeeza]

I got my forklift license last week, It's going make to eating the salad easy.

 

[AncientBoi]

I got my forklift license last week, It's going make to eating the salad easy.

[adds you to the list of padres gorditos]

 

[BakerMan]

Why don't you ever find elephants climbing in trees?
Because they're so good at it

Post automatically merged: Aug 21, 2024

why do elephants paint their balls red?
to hide in cherry trees

What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries

 

[impeeza]

I wrote a song about Tortilla, but was more like a wrap.

 

[Veho]

I got a job at the zoo, circumcising elephants. The pay is low, but the tips are huge.

 

[Noctosphere]

I got a job at the zoo, circumcising elephants. The pay is low, but the tips are huge.

You know, african tribes were using these "tips" to make their drum. They switched to elephant skin because they were not giving birth to enough boy to supply for the drum demand

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

I was raised as an only child, that was really hard for my sister

 

[impeeza]

Why doesn't México have a swim Olympic team? -Because everyone who knows how to run, jump and swim are on USA

 

[impeeza]

what's yellow and can't swim? -a bus full of people

 

[impeeza]

How you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carloss

 

[impeeza]

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

My favorite child memory is building sand castles with my grandpa, that was until my grandma took the urn away!

 

[impeeza]

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? -You can't jelly a child into a briefcase.

 

[Cranesbill]

Im worried for you, Pizza

 

[BigOnYa]

When I was a kid, before I drank any milk, my dad always made me wave the milk jug in my face from ear to ear. He would then say "OK it's safe to drink, it's now past your eyes milk."

Spoiler

Pasteurized Milk

 

[BakerMan]

What's the difference between toilet paper and a cat?

Post automatically merged: Sep 14, 2024

What's the difference between toilet paper and a cat?

Nobody's responding so the punchline is "so it was you"