post here funny pictures

[CoolMe]

 

[impeeza]

View attachment 440021

Or the ones by Patch Adams and Bill Davis (Terminal Cancer patient)

Hunter Patch Adams:

• Death.
• To die.
• To expire.
• To pass on.
• To perish.
• To peg out.
• To push up daisies.
• To push up posies.
• To become extinct.
• Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct.
• Dead as a doornail.
• Dead as a herring.
• Dead as a mutton.
• Dead as nits.
• The last breath.
• Paying a debt to nature.
• The big sleep.
• God's way of saying, "Slow down."

Bill Davis: To check out.
Hunter Patch Adams: To shuffle off this mortal coil.
Bill Davis: To head for the happy hunting ground.
Hunter Patch Adams: To blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
Bill Davis: To find oneself without breath.
Hunter Patch Adams: To be the incredible decaying man.
Bill Davis: Worm buffet.
Hunter Patch Adams: Kick the bucket.
Bill Davis: Buy the farm.
Hunter Patch Adams: Take the cab.
Bill Davis: Cash in your chips.
Hunter Patch Adams: And if we bury you ass up, I have got a place to park my bike.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

Or the ones by Patch Adams and Bill Davis (Terminal Cancer patient)

Or the ones from Month Python's dead parrot sketch.

is no more
deceased,
demised,
has passed on,
ceased to be,
expired,
gone to meet its maker,
is late,
bereft of life,
rests in peace,
is pushing up daisies,
rung down the curtain,
joined the choir invisible.

Or, as Douglas Adams put it, "undergone a spontaneous massive existence failure".

 

[AncientBoi]

God called for him/her,
Playing the harp,
Eternal sleep,
In God's Army,
Grim Reaper came,
Feeding the fishes,
Succumbed,
Coffined,
Deleted,
Gone.

 

[Veho]

@SylverReZ

 

[CoolMe]

 

[impeeza]

Can we talk about the scene?

 

[Noctosphere]

actually useful life hack

 

[impeeza]

This is Comfort!

 

[AncientBoi]

This is Comfort!

View attachment 440086

I'll help him out.

All done. +666

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Noctosphere]

View attachment 440094

my mom has a co-worker who does exactly that, and doesn't bother to go to the toilet if she needs to.
Nah, she's like "Fuck that, I'm gonna fart disgusting smelly gas right where my co-workers are"

 

[hippy dave]

Haha just kidding... Unless?

 

[impeeza]

You Dirty Minded:

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

laundry

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[CoolMe]

Post automatically merged: Jun 1, 2024

View attachment 440190

Uh.. Nice jugs/ melons/ maracas you got there!