Milk is bad for you

[SylverReZ]

Post automatically merged: Mar 25, 2023

lets milk Zelda

That's animal abuse. I'm calling PETA.

 

[Foxi4]

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1 cat 1 cup?

 

[The Catboy]

Awesome! How do I get FDA approval? This is for commercial purposes. I may need to buy more washing machines if this works.

 

[SylverReZ]

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It can be-cum a large profit in the catboy milking business.

 

[GhostLatte]

Van time

 

[SylverReZ]

Van time

Is there plenty of milk?

 

[Foxi4]

That's animal abuse. I'm calling PETA.

Absentee hoes don’t deserve ethical treatment. Link be workin’ his ass off night and day across different dimensions and timelines and he doesn’t even get a nip slip - half the time she ain’t even there, or she’s asleep, or goofin’ around in cosplay, messin’ with other pointy-eared mother triforces, like that chad Ganon that always manages to “kidnap” her. It’s Link’s fault, he should go full calamity on her.

Ah, Hylian, don't hate Ganon 'cause he beautiful, Hylian. Maybe if Link got rid of that old yee-yee ass tunic he got he’d get some princess milk in his jar. Oh, better yet, maybe Mipha would call his wolf-ass if she ever stopped rollin' with that Goron or Lizalfos she milkin’ with.

Hyliaaaan…



He ain’t got no milk cuz he Kokiri-made.

 

[The Catboy]

It's been roughly 40 minutes, you should now have your catboy milk.

 

[SylverReZ]

It's been roughly 40 minutes, you should now have your catboy milk.

*roughly

 

[Foxi4]

It's been roughly 40 minutes, you should now have your catboy milk.

The Catboy has absconded through the open window and started a (very loud) colony on the neighbour’s roof. I’m pretending it’s not mine, so far it’s working.

No milk deposits were observed, but the Catboy is walking kinda funny now.

 

[SylverReZ]

The Catboy has absconded through the open window and started a (very loud) colony on the neighbour’s roof. I’m pretending it’s not mine, so far it’s working.

Was loud but desirable to enjoy.

 

[Foxi4]

Was loud but desirable to enjoy.

I don’t speak cat.

This is a disaster, I bought all these washing machines for nothing. If only I had a van I could put them in and get rid of them…

 

[SylverReZ]

I don’t speak cat.

This is a disaster, I bought all these washing machines for nothing. If only I had a van I could put them in and get rid of them…

@GhostLatte has a ton of them.

 

[Foxi4]

@GhostLatte has a ton of them.

Washing machines… inside vans… makes… portable washing machines…

 

[The Catboy]

I don’t speak cat.

This is a disaster, I bought all these washing machines for nothing. If only I had a van I could put them in and get rid of them…

Most catboys tend to be easy to follow, just look for your nearest weed store and he will be there.

The Catboy has absconded through the open window and started a (very loud) colony on the neighbour’s roof. I’m pretending it’s not mine, so far it’s working.

No milk deposits were observed, but the Catboy is walking kinda funny now.

Did you talk to the step-bro? He has the milk

 

[Foxi4]

Did you talk to the step-bro? He has the milk

So it’s like Arby’s? Because I know they have the meats…

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

this thread will outlive me i swear to fucking god

 

[The Catboy]

So it’s like Arby’s? Because I know they have the meats…

Yes

this thread will outlive me i swear to fucking god

Hold the fuck up, how am I double your age?

 

[Foxi4]

Yes

Instructions unclear - milk exploded all over the place. Will lure back in and use Catboy to dispose of it.

 

[The Catboy]

Instructions unclear - milk exploded all over the place. Will lure back in and use Catboy to dispose of it.

You had one job