I am Max
- Thread starter Deleted member 546149
- Start date
- Views 8,488
- Replies 176
- Likes 3
- Joined
- Apr 5, 2011
- Messages
- 10,593
- Solutions
- 3
- Reaction score
- 31,577
- Trophies
- 6
- Age
- 48
- Location
- At my chair.
- XP
- 40,054
- Country
you made me remember an old joke:
A platoon got lost for days on the woods finally they got into a clear and found a herd of cows, hungry as all soldiers are, run to the cows and put under them, then start milking directly to his mouths, the sergeant sees a private spiting on each stroke and ask the soldier about trowing the milk, the private answer: "I got the bull!"
Post automatically merged:
Lots better, thanks for asking.
- Joined
- Sep 13, 2022
- Messages
- 11,221
- Solutions
- 5
- Reaction score
- 33,015
- Trophies
- 7
- Website
- m4x1mumrez87.neocities.org
- XP
- 30,810
- Country
Yes, that happened, lol.
Post automatically merged:
Can you stop misgendering me? Do you want me to grab the Pokéball?
But you want to rape a sylveon
- Joined
- Sep 13, 2022
- Messages
- 11,221
- Solutions
- 5
- Reaction score
- 33,015
- Trophies
- 7
- Website
- m4x1mumrez87.neocities.org
- XP
- 30,810
- Country
Put WiWi in the microwave.
He is going to need icy hot after that
I got tired of waiting, so I made a Hot Pocket instead...
WiiMii's don't cook in the kitchen, n PollyWollies don't burn on the grill 
- Joined
- Sep 13, 2022
- Messages
- 11,221
- Solutions
- 5
- Reaction score
- 33,015
- Trophies
- 7
- Website
- m4x1mumrez87.neocities.org
- XP
- 30,810
- Country
WiiMii is the one getting banned here.lol we both gonna get banned...
Either of which will do both.WiiMii's don't cook in the kitchen, n PollyWollies don't burn on the grill
- Joined
- Sep 13, 2022
- Messages
- 11,221
- Solutions
- 5
- Reaction score
- 33,015
- Trophies
- 7
- Website
- m4x1mumrez87.neocities.org
- XP
- 30,810
- Country
"Why is it crusty in the crotch area?"
Knowing you , you want Polly in a gimp outfit.
Similar threads
Site & Scene News
New Hot Discussed
-
-
12K views
Nintendo Direct June 9, 2026 roundup - Ocarina of Time remake announced, Kingdom Hearts IV trailer
Nintendo's expected Summer showcase is here, offering up plenty of new announcements and exciting reveals. Let's see what they have in store in the latest Nintendo... -
11K views
Paper Mario PC recompilation "ReCut" gets its first pre-release build
The latest in a growing number of native PC ports, Paper Mario ReCut got its first pre-release build earlier this week. Based on the N64 recompilation toolchain, the... -
11K views
Steam Machine waiting list goes live, starting at £879 with a 512GB SSD
After much speculation, a lot of which being caused by dbrand's unceremonious reveal of their Companion Cube casing, the Steam Machine is finally available to order... -
10K views
The long awaited EarthBound Beginnings Remake romhack is now available after almost 2 decades in development
What once seemed like a far off dream, and after many, many community restarts throughout the years, the elusive Mother 1 / EarthBound Beginnings Remake, which is a... -
9K views
Low-level 3DS emulator 3Beans released alongside setup tutorial video
When you talk about 3DS emulation, most people would jump to Citra. As the defacto choice since its first release it's seen tremendous success, and even after its... -
9K views
Super Mario 64 gets a brand new port on the Nintendo DS, brings support for full local multiplayer
Since being decompiled Super Mario 64 has seen a considerable amount of interest. We've had multiple PC ports, but the efforts beyond that are really astounding. It's... -
8K views
PlayStation State of Play June 2, 2026 broadcast - new God of War announced
A whole hour of PlayStation content is on the way, thanks to the latest State of Play showcase. Headlining the stream will be Marvel's Wolverine, alongside a... -
7K views
Nintendo fined 35 million euros by the French government due to Switch 1 Joycon malfunctions
Following an investigation over misleading commercial practices, today Nintendo has been imposed a fine of 35 million euros related to the controller malfunctions... -
7K views
Homebrew Atmosphere v1.11.2 released, adds support for Switch firmware 22.5.0
Happy June 15th! Well, this one was close enough. Atmosphere has been updated to add support for the latest Nintendo Switch firmware, 22.5.0. This means all of you... -
7K views
Nintendo Direct to air on the 9th of June, set to feature 50 minutes of Switch and Switch 2 games launching this year
After much speculation and rumour, the fabled Nintendo Direct is upon us. Set to go live tomorrow, the 9th of June, at 3pm in the UK, it'll feature 50 minutes of...
-
-
-
227 replies
Steam Machine waiting list goes live, starting at £879 with a 512GB SSD
After much speculation, a lot of which being caused by dbrand's unceremonious reveal of their Companion Cube casing, the Steam Machine is finally available to order... -
142 replies
Nintendo Direct June 9, 2026 roundup - Ocarina of Time remake announced, Kingdom Hearts IV trailer
Nintendo's expected Summer showcase is here, offering up plenty of new announcements and exciting reveals. Let's see what they have in store in the latest Nintendo... -
141 replies
Xbox to increase in price again in August, Series S set to hit $500
Remember when you could get an Xbox Series S for $300? Those were the days. Microsoft has today announced the latest in their console price hikes, seeing their... -
130 replies
Grand Theft Auto VI pre orders go live tomorrow, physical release limited to code in box
The delays may be behind us, but the news isn't all good for Grand Theft Auto VI. Rockstar have today announced that pre-orders for the game will go live tomorrow, on... -
91 replies
What do you want to see in the next Nintendo Direct?
With rumours circulating about a Nintendo Direct in the coming days and weeks, fans are left speculating and hoping as to what might be included. At the centre of all... -
80 replies
Paper Mario PC recompilation "ReCut" gets its first pre-release build
The latest in a growing number of native PC ports, Paper Mario ReCut got its first pre-release build earlier this week. Based on the N64 recompilation toolchain, the... -
71 replies
PlayStation State of Play June 2, 2026 broadcast - new God of War announced
A whole hour of PlayStation content is on the way, thanks to the latest State of Play showcase. Headlining the stream will be Marvel's Wolverine, alongside a... -
71 replies
Nintendo Direct to air on the 9th of June, set to feature 50 minutes of Switch and Switch 2 games launching this year
After much speculation and rumour, the fabled Nintendo Direct is upon us. Set to go live tomorrow, the 9th of June, at 3pm in the UK, it'll feature 50 minutes of... -
65 replies
Nintendo fined 35 million euros by the French government due to Switch 1 Joycon malfunctions
Following an investigation over misleading commercial practices, today Nintendo has been imposed a fine of 35 million euros related to the controller malfunctions... -
53 replies
Acer announces the Nitro Blaze Link, a streaming-only gaming handheld
Amidst price increases and memory shortages, the allure of handheld PC gaming is becoming more and more distant for some. Acer think they have a solution though...
-
