[GUIDE] How to get girlfriend [Tutorial]

[x65943]

I've wrote a book on the subject, but I need 1 million people to send me a $1 each, so I can get it published.

I can send you $1 but I'm gonna need you to wire me 50c for shipping first

 

[Noctosphere]

I've wrote a book on the subject, but I need 1 million people to send me a $1 each, so I can get it published.

I wrote a book too
It's called "How I made 50 000$ by writting this book"
You can find it on amazon for only 50 000$

 

[Hayato213]

I've wrote a book on the subject, but I need 1 million people to send me a $1 each, so I can get it published.

lol here you go, my one dollar, remember to send $1,000,000 back.

 

[BigOnYa]

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lol here you go, my one dollars, remember to send $1,000,000 back.

Thank you for your purchase. I will ship out the book to you today...

I also writing a sequel... "Go Poor, Go Girl."

 

[DinohScene]

Just turn gay mate, all of your problems will be solved.

 

[toolazytosearchitmyself]

You don't. It's not fucking possible.

 

[Ghost]

I don’t need a girlfriend when I have you bby

 

[AncientBoi]

[puts my girl clothes on, make up and High Heels] [almost slips n falls] oops [stands up again]

Hi there Big Boi @x65943 . Want a cookie?

 

[Hayato213]

[puts my girl clothes on, make up and High Heels] [almost slips n falls] oops [stands up again]

Hi there Big Boi @x65943 . Want a cookie?

@AncientBoi with girl clothes on, and make up lol.

 

[x65943]

[puts my girl clothes on, make up and High Heels] [almost slips n falls] oops [stands up again]

Hi there Big Boi @x65943 . Want a cookie?

 

[SylverReZ]

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@AncientBoi with girl clothes on, and make up lol.

AncientFemboi

 

[AncientBoi]

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ok. 2 cookies [slips again from these Damn High Heels]

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AncientFemboi

Si

But nowadays they just call me a Bitch. Which I wear it well I think

 

[Veho]

 

[AncientBoi]

There is one very good way to win a woman's attention. The essence of the method is that you have to go up to the girl you like and do the mating dance like parrots do. After that, even I would not be able to resist. Or the classic way with a gift in the form of flowers and a declaration of love, etc.

What?! No Chockletts?!

Or Nylon Stockings?!

AND DINNER!

[takes my 500 lbs azz home]

 

[CoolMe]

I don’t need a girlfriend when I have you bby

You're talking about the van?

 

[AncientBoi]

You're talking about the van?

JUST GET IN !

we also have candy n cookies

for afterwards

 

[CoolMe]

JUST GET IN !

Ok, getting in right now..

 

[Ghost]

Van time

 

[CoolMe]

Van time

Is that the new catchphrase?

 

[The Catboy]

Just become the girlfriend, forehead