So as you may or may not know, we get into a lot of stupid shit here at college.
What with one drinking violation,
neeeeeeearly another one,
plenty of alcomohol in the dorms,
and most recently a failure to comply.
So, they said they "smelled beer"
(I mean, honestly it was a Friday night, the entire place smells of beer)
They said they heard people talking about drinking
("Drink up" "We've got plenty" shit like that)
(Honestly I dunno if we said exactly that even, but that was what was on the report)
When we heard the knock we shut the music off fucking instantly
(which was mistake number 1)
And they heard "scuffling"
(Yeah, we were hiding everything)
The dude knocked like 5 times
(Sounded like he was trying to knock the door down or something)
Said we'd get a failure to comply if we didn't open the door.
We didn't open the door.
They left, and we got the hell out of the room shortly after.
So, on to the excuses part.
We can't just say nothing, we need a legit excuse or else they will charge one hell of a ticket.
Best excuse I've heard so far is that we were watching a vid of our friends on Facebook and listening to music as well.
Loudly of course, it's Friday night, why the hell not.
So when we heard the knock the scuffling was going to the computer to turn off the vid and turn the music off.
The not answering the door is because we didn't want to have to show the video to them cuz it could have gotten them in trouble.
The smell of beer could just be like "what smell of beer?"
Sounds like a pretty good excuse, eh?
If you've got a better one that covers these main points I'd like to hear it.
So yeah,
Peace!
(Need a new siggie...)
What with one drinking violation,
neeeeeeearly another one,
plenty of alcomohol in the dorms,
and most recently a failure to comply.
So, they said they "smelled beer"
(I mean, honestly it was a Friday night, the entire place smells of beer)
They said they heard people talking about drinking
("Drink up" "We've got plenty" shit like that)
(Honestly I dunno if we said exactly that even, but that was what was on the report)
When we heard the knock we shut the music off fucking instantly
(which was mistake number 1)
And they heard "scuffling"
(Yeah, we were hiding everything)
The dude knocked like 5 times
(Sounded like he was trying to knock the door down or something)
Said we'd get a failure to comply if we didn't open the door.
We didn't open the door.
They left, and we got the hell out of the room shortly after.
So, on to the excuses part.
We can't just say nothing, we need a legit excuse or else they will charge one hell of a ticket.
Best excuse I've heard so far is that we were watching a vid of our friends on Facebook and listening to music as well.
Loudly of course, it's Friday night, why the hell not.
So when we heard the knock the scuffling was going to the computer to turn off the vid and turn the music off.
The not answering the door is because we didn't want to have to show the video to them cuz it could have gotten them in trouble.
The smell of beer could just be like "what smell of beer?"
Sounds like a pretty good excuse, eh?
If you've got a better one that covers these main points I'd like to hear it.
So yeah,
Peace!
(Need a new siggie...)
