Freshmen: Young Meat, Part I?

So it's been an entire week and a half of school already!! :O

With that, new juniors have started the year below me. And being a sophomore, we have a natural entitlement to screwing around with these kids the first two weeks, as traditions tell us to do.

Tomorrow is that OFFICIAL DAY that we get to humiliate them, in many imaginable, and sometimes unimaginable ways.

I have somethings in mind in store for these new little kids in school, but I'd love to hear how you other high schooling Tempers treat the new kids.





In an unrelated story: I spent a few hours with a few of these new guys who go to IB. Compared to the IB stereotype I know (read: drink,smoke, fuck, weed, etc.), these guys are thousands of miles off. Except for one of the girls: she was cute. I made a subtle pursue on her that has led me in somewhat successful paths, where she pretty much just dropped the "new" and "innocent" student shittery.


Then she gave me her number.



But I digress from the point: How have you Tempers done the hazing of the new guys in school? What should I do (there are practically no limits, but some good ideas?)

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I don't particularly bother with the lower classmen. If they want to chat, I usually don't mind. Last year's freshmen were awful though.
 
I only came because it said Meat. Now im dissapointed that this thread has no meat involvemnt.
 
[quote name='DarkStriker' post='3865339' date='Sep 1 2011, 11:42 PM']I only came because it said Meat. Now im dissapointed that this thread has no meat involvemnt.[/quote]

Well, I was bored, and didn't know what to call it before I wrote it.

Also, there's no meat. YET. :creep:
 
I to began high school. This is how you survive, secretly trip a big scary senior. Then be like sorry sir, are you okay, here are your books, then he thinks, this kid is cool, BOOM!!!! I make you popular. Thats what i did.
 
[quote name='tagzard' post='3865345' date='Sep 1 2011, 11:44 PM']I to began high school. This is how you survive, secretly trip a big scary senior. Then be like sorry sir, are you okay, here are your books, then he thinks, this kid is cool, BOOM!!!! I make you popular. Thats what i did.[/quote]
That only happens in Anime or your dreamworld. This is reality. They rage at you and say get lost kid.
 
[quote name='tagzard' post='3865345' date='Sep 1 2011, 11:44 PM']I to began high school. This is how you survive, secretly trip a big scary senior. Then be like sorry sir, are you okay, here are your books, then he thinks, this kid is cool, BOOM!!!! I make you popular. Thats what i did.[/quote]

You misinterpret: I'm a sophomore that's about to lay down the law on a bunch (I literally mean hundreds) of juniors and freshmen like yourself, and they can't do squat about it. While I have some brilliantly demonic things planned for them, I feel that I need some input on what could be fun to try.

My hazing was personally pretty sad: They took ALL students, rallied them to a football stadium, undressed us to our undies, and made us dance for the audience. They did not return our clothes.

Apart from this, most senior's are people I still stay in touch with now, because they were generally great people.
 
[quote name='tagzard' post='3865345' date='Sep 2 2011, 05:44 AM']I to began high school. This is how you survive, secretly trip a big scary senior. Then be like sorry sir, are you okay, here are your books, then he thinks, this kid is cool, BOOM!!!! I make you popular. Thats what i did.[/quote]


That's like a death sentence. :lol:
 
[quote name='jan777' post='3865356' date='Sep 1 2011, 11:48 PM'][quote name='tagzard' post='3865345' date='Sep 2 2011, 05:44 AM']I to began high school. This is how you survive, secretly trip a big scary senior. Then be like sorry sir, are you okay, here are your books, then he thinks, this kid is cool, BOOM!!!! I make you popular. Thats what i did.[/quote]


That's like a death sentence. :lol:
[/quote]

Meh. I ended up fighting some seniors sometimes. They're not that scary: freshmen are generally just impressionable morons, for the most part. I can't say I came out the winner, but they always came out diminished.
 
[quote name='Nathan Drake' post='3865381' date='Sep 1 2011, 11:56 PM']Your school sounds absolutely terrible. I'm glad I don't go there.[/quote]
Oh please don't get that impression. Fights are far and few in between, and practically never happen inside the school facilities itself.

And seriously, my first years fights are nothing that both parties can't brush off and call no hard feelings on. As I said, freshmen/juniors are impressionable morons: I admit to have been one myself, but I grew outta it.
 
[quote name='Nathan Drake' post='3865381' date='Sep 1 2011, 11:56 PM']Your school sounds absolutely terrible. I'm glad I don't go there.[/quote]
Hoho. You havent seen my year from 8th grade to 10th grade.
At 8th grade we had class in those roms
brakker_01_stor.jpg

Becasue the school was getting rebuilt. Everyday ALWAYS something happen. A door falling off. A glass getting broken. Fight all the time. Pranks all the time. Yeah, we simply wasted the whole school. A schoolmate of mine has ADHD. He ended up getting angry and threw a scissor directly at the teacher. Luckily his aim was off and broke the windowglass next to him instead. The teacher pretty much quit 4 days later. We also had transfer students from a town. They were pretty much trying to look cool and were trying to be badass. And then suddenly when they went over the line, they were completely beaten up by my schoolmates. They stopped going to school for a week and they pretty much shutted up trying to be badass. And yes this was the story for us 8th graders. The 9th and 10th grade it went down a notch. But something did happen each week for sure!
 
^ = holy crap.
I'd probably die. I can only take so much teenage angst/drama a week before I just cut it out of my life and just be absent (as in careless/carefree).
 
Um. i dont think that sophomores have much more right to persecute the freshman. I/we never did anything till we got to junior and senior years.
 
Here's a more interesting proposal: not give a fuck.

I wasn't harassed my freshman year and I didn't harass anyone my senior year. Learn to be civil at your age.
 
do they still do this freshman friday crap?? im about to be a senor this year and throughout my highschool
years i have yet to see a freshman get dumped. and its not worth the trouble just to harass a underclassmen
and get a suspension in return.
 
[quote name='Ace Faith' post='3865331' date='Sep 1 2011, 02:36 PM']So it's been an entire week and a half of school already!! :O

With that, new juniors have started the year below me. And being a sophomore, we have a natural entitlement to screwing around with these kids the first two weeks, as traditions tell us to do.

Tomorrow is that OFFICIAL DAY that we get to humiliate them, in many imaginable, and sometimes unimaginable ways.

I have somethings in mind in store for these new little kids in school, but I'd love to hear how you other high schooling Tempers treat the new kids.





In an unrelated story: I spent a few hours with a few of these new guys who go to IB. Compared to the IB stereotype I know (read: drink,smoke, fuck, weed, etc.), these guys are thousands of miles off. Except for one of the girls: she was cute. I made a subtle pursue on her that has led me in somewhat successful paths, where she pretty much just dropped the "new" and "innocent" student shittery.


Then she gave me her number.



But I digress from the point: How have you Tempers done the hazing of the new guys in school? What should I do (there are practically no limits, but some good ideas?)[/quote]

I thought hazings only happened on TV...I didn't get hazed. I left everyone alone and they kept trying to be my friend...*sighs* All I wanted was 30 minutes of alone time at lunch and everyone thought I was lonely...I was busy thinking about new story ideas and kept getting interrupted...
 
roommate of mine did all of the practical jokes... though he was just trying to get kicked out of the dorm
saran wrap on the title seat, cutting a hole in the garbage bags, whip cream and nair on the hand of a sleeping man and a feather to the nose. 4 month old rotten egg fight (i hated having to help clean that up as I wasn't even there to throw any, they ditched and left me with a huge mess). loosening the door handles so you'ld grab it and.... duh.... crap loads more annoying things that almost got him killed.

on the flip side a reason not to pull pranks...

he switched the innards of a #1ranked kick boxers food and gave the guy severe diarhea, then just kept screwing with him... the guy "I'm only gonna tell you once, if you f-ck with me again I'll kill you"...(in a jamaican accent)
so he tried to get the other dormmates to screw with him... (we weren't that dumb)

Ever see an overweight cop in training try to pick a fight then get kicked out of a window four floors up? lucky son of a gun landed in bushes. The kickboxer didn't press any charges as he was happy with just having the guy kicked out. it was like bam bam bam bam the kickboxer didn't even wince. just one kick and whoom 8 flying feet through a window...

giggle...
 
hmm...I'm in Grade 10, and I've never been in/witnessed a fight or seen people getting humiliated (well, the last time someone got pantsed there was a school-wide announcement which was pretty much just the authorities saying that people got suspended for it). Probably because my school is K to 12, and 5 through 12 are in the same general area.. or maybe just because 95% of the people at my school are practically nerds :P
 

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