Freshmen: Young Meat, Part I?

So it's been an entire week and a half of school already!! :O

With that, new juniors have started the year below me. And being a sophomore, we have a natural entitlement to screwing around with these kids the first two weeks, as traditions tell us to do.

Tomorrow is that OFFICIAL DAY that we get to humiliate them, in many imaginable, and sometimes unimaginable ways.

I have somethings in mind in store for these new little kids in school, but I'd love to hear how you other high schooling Tempers treat the new kids.





In an unrelated story: I spent a few hours with a few of these new guys who go to IB. Compared to the IB stereotype I know (read: drink,smoke, fuck, weed, etc.), these guys are thousands of miles off. Except for one of the girls: she was cute. I made a subtle pursue on her that has led me in somewhat successful paths, where she pretty much just dropped the "new" and "innocent" student shittery.


Then she gave me her number.



But I digress from the point: How have you Tempers done the hazing of the new guys in school? What should I do (there are practically no limits, but some good ideas?)

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dryo
MAN, fuck high school drama, talk to a girl,show her how big of jerk you are, and see what happens. then say, I'm boy...you're a woman.... 0_0?
 
Hells Malice
When I was in grade 8 I beat the shit out of an 11th grader for trying to screw with me.

I never bothered to mess with 8th graders myself, and I didn't know a whole lot of people who did it as I was going through. Aside from pushing those morons out of my way because 8th graders have a boner for standing in giant groups in the middle of a hallway.

Oh and the first day I had PE in grade 8, I witnessed two 11th or 12th grade girls in a psychotic catfight. It was hilarious.
 
astrangeone
I go to a small town university (it's 2 hours out of Niagara Falls), and I don't haze the newcomers. I'm in 3rd year, and most of the newcomers are terrified already of the new responsibilities and other shit.

I did however - run pass an orientation group looking wet your pants scared and crying and screamed "Run while you can!" I got a couple of other people to join in as well. :D

Edit: In high school, some senior decided to fuck with me, and call me names. She made to straight arm me (push me away). I dodged, and she tried to scratch me with her horrid long nails. I walked into her reach, and punched her - hard in the ribs. She went down like a sack of old potatoes, resistance completely gone. We were escorted into the principal's office, and I got off scot free because a lot of people backed me up that she made the first move. I learned later that she ended up with fractured ribs. Never mess with a junior just because you can.
 

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