So, first off, let me just say... No, I am not posting this blog post because I'm in the midst of my "Can't watch HP7 part 2 depression"-itis. Just so we're all clear on that. Now, without further ado...
I, Shinigami357, have just mastered one of humanity's greatest, century-long secrets. One that only masters can ever claim to learn in one try. In other words...
I have mastered how to crack an egg open. One-handed. Without getting the shell pieces all over the place.
Yes, yes, I know what you are all thinking. I AM a boss...
That will be all for this blog post, thank you.
I, Shinigami357, have just mastered one of humanity's greatest, century-long secrets. One that only masters can ever claim to learn in one try. In other words...
I have mastered how to crack an egg open. One-handed. Without getting the shell pieces all over the place.
Yes, yes, I know what you are all thinking. I AM a boss...
That will be all for this blog post, thank you.