Cheating on the pokewalker....

velcro the dam thing to any rumble controller. start playing game with rumble feature. Two games with one controller

Tape it to the back of a two-year-old
put it on the dryer


[quote name='Law' post='2675477' date='Mar 17 2010, 11:53 AM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2675183' date='Mar 17 2010, 03:28 PM']It doesn't affect the "main game" that much. The thing is, I walk 3000+ steps a day. (It means that to even get one of the rare Pokemon on the courses, it means I have to walk 3X the amount that I need.)[/quote]

Seriously? I've done about 9500 today, and I've been sitting on my ass for the past four hours.
[/quote]

This reminds me of that episode of Arthur where Arthur is all excited about having walked 2000 steps and then in class everybody else walked 10000

So judging by the advice enclosed, the title of the thread must basically refer to cheating on someone with the pokewalker. Great!

Also: This must be the nerdiest use for a vibrator ever found!

Yeah...I've checked...the steps are 11000+ now. I'm using the watts to unlock more courses, of course.

It's loud, although.

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2675163' date='Mar 17 2010, 04:22 PM']Since about 90% of you are guys, I'm going to figure that this method won't apply to you. I have a "pocket rocket" - an adult toy that vibrates for pleasure. I don't use it for it's intended method, but I'd say it makes a good pokewalker cheat device. I take a plastic polybag (like the size that comes with extra buttons on a shirt), an elastic band, a AA battery, some tape, and an empty toilet paper roll.[/quote]

...Then why do you have it? I'll assume it was a gift.

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2675662' date='Mar 17 2010, 06:03 PM']Yeah...I've checked...the steps are 11000+ now. I'm using the watts to unlock more courses, of course.

It's loud, although.[/quote]

Putting it on your mattress may alleviate this problem. Simple solution and it'll probably still count the steps

[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2675669' date='Mar 17 2010, 11:05 AM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2675163' date='Mar 17 2010, 04:22 PM']Since about 90% of you are guys, I'm going to figure that this method won't apply to you. I have a "pocket rocket" - an adult toy that vibrates for pleasure. I don't use it for it's intended method, but I'd say it makes a good pokewalker cheat device. I take a plastic polybag (like the size that comes with extra buttons on a shirt), an elastic band, a AA battery, some tape, and an empty toilet paper roll.[/quote]

...Then why do you have it? I'll assume it was a gift.
[/quote]
My university had a show scheduled with the local Stag Shop, and they brought 2 along as prizes. I won, but I don't use mine.

@ Jamstruth: It's on my mattress. Still loud - I have a couple of sheets over it, and a couple of things of newspaper.

Note to self: tape it to your crotch and go hump a bunch of legs.

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2675686' date='Mar 17 2010, 06:09 PM']@ Jamstruth: It's on my mattress. Still loud - I have a couple of sheets over it, and a couple of things of newspaper.[/quote]

Ah well, my experience with vibrators is very low.

[quote name='Rydian' post='2675714' date='Mar 17 2010, 01:17 PM']Note to self: tape it to your crotch and go hump a bunch of legs.[/quote]
You gave me a nice idea there.....

You guys spoilt my mood, thanks <3

[quote name='Rydian' post='2675714' date='Mar 17 2010, 11:17 AM']Note to self: tape it to your crotch and go hump a bunch of legs.[/quote]

That would...hurt. But of course, I pictured table legs for some reason. *mental image bad*

OBJECTION! LOl i dont even want to no how u carry that around

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2675163' date='Mar 17 2010, 08:22 AM']Since about 90% of you are guys[/quote]
Optimistic underestimate, in my opinion.

[quote name='Law' post='2675477' date='Mar 17 2010, 04:53 PM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2675183' date='Mar 17 2010, 03:28 PM']It doesn't affect the "main game" that much. The thing is, I walk 3000+ steps a day. (It means that to even get one of the rare Pokemon on the courses, it means I have to walk 3X the amount that I need.)[/quote]

Seriously? I've done about 9500 today, and I've been sitting on my ass for the past four hours.
[/quote]

11377 now so I got almost 2000 just from walking to Asda, around Asda, then walking back from Asda :/.

[quote name='ninchya' post='2675981' date='Mar 17 2010, 12:49 PM']OBJECTION! LOl i dont even want to no how u carry that around[/quote]
I don't. It's in my room, and even my girlfriend asked me what it was....

This makes it a Pokewanker

[quote name='Gore' post='2675509' date='Mar 17 2010, 01:04 PM']1)Tape it to the back of a two-year-old[/quote]
2) tape their eyes open

3) press play

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[quote name='Llama Riot' post='2676997' date='Mar 17 2010, 02:52 PM'][quote name='Gore' post='2675509' date='Mar 17 2010, 01:04 PM']1)Tape it to the back of a two-year-old[/quote]
2) tape their eyes open

3) press play

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[/quote]
That is cruel and unusual punishment!

Anyways well that's um a creative way to use a vibrator. Though I did think that someone would eventually post something like this.