China Man Stole My Cookie!

I'm not really one for blogging but I do love this forum as a community so I thought I would give this a go. I will by no means be updating this on a regular basis. When something interesting happens I'll be sure to post here. I'll keep this about my life without giving out personal information. I won't post up many scene related bits and pieces unless I feel that they belong here.

With that said on with the show...

I want out to eat some Chinese with a friend and his family. Everything was going good, food was perfect, sauce was bomb, company was fun, service was great... and then we got the check. As you know (if you eat Chinese food) when the check comes so do the cookies. I'm a very spiritual person and at times I have looked to fortune cookies for a bit of guidance.

With that said what kind of message does this give?

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*a picture of a sealed fortune cookie wrapper with nothing inside of it but empty air, empty hopes, empty dreams!

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Ha!! I knew that would piss you off! *cackle*

Just kidding...but on several dinner situations I've recieved fortune cookies with 2 fortunes. Bunch of times actually.

And once, I even got 3...one cookie...three fortunes.
by the way...does everybody add "in bed" to the end of their fortunes to make them make more sense??

My favorite one went along the lines of "you will be a very giving person to your friends"...in bed. oohhh yeah..
 
actually they keep the box of cookies behind this server station on the way to the bathroom. on my way back when no one was looking i reached in and grabbed about 5 more. some stolen fortunes for me and my friends kid (9 yr old).
 
:rofl: That is pretty funny!

I don't know what that symbolises but it can't be good.

But seriously, how the hell does that get out of the factory like that? Looks like they need to whip their quality control guy into shape ... Quite literally!
 
[quote name='Another World' post='1137075' date='May 9 2008, 09:02 PM']I'm a very spiritual person and at times I have looked to fortune cookies for a bit of guidance.[/quote]

:lol:
My suggestion: demand a refund. Take back every cent you spent on that cookie.
 
I actually had a wrapper for mango gummies that had nothing in it but air as well. I found it pretty funny. I just kept it lol.
 
Maybe one of the little kids at the chinese sweatshops that make these cookies got a little hungry :(

Just kidding, they are normally made in the USA actually and shipped to other countries.
 

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