Regarding the beef between me and a member here...

why cant spacesuits be made out of trees? doesnt trees give you air?
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...just no. They clean the air dude. If there's no air to clean then it won't push anything out and die itself if removed from the ground.
 
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Trees are only able to reliably provide air if they have a planet with an atmosphere similar to our own to ride on, a temperature range considerably higher than the average one experienced in the vacuum of space, possibly some gravity/reactionary force in some cases, soil to pull nutrients from (possibly also bacteria to help with nitrogen) and said planet also has to have a bunch of other species on it let failure turn into a cascade failure.
Economically and practically speaking it then becomes far easier to build shielding, refine the necessary substances from whatever you can get to do it out there in the void, assuming you can't outright generate it, than putting or finding the necessary mass out there to create a sustainable environment for trees, which may also not be the most efficient at scrubbing CO2.
 
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In addition to what FAST said, plants produce oxygen very slowly, a space suit wouldn't fit enough of them to produce oxygen for one person.
 
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Beef between two members sounds pretty hot tbh
 
I say fuck all of you and your "science" bullshit. We CAN put trees in spacesuit, and we WILL put trees in a spacesuit. These trees WILL provide oxygen despite this "atmosphere" bullshit. Like wtf even is that? Exactly, NOBODY KNOWS! THEORIES! And no, these trees don't need a constant temperature from the sun, we'll just put a giant fucking lightbulb in the suit like any other person
 
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