Why the devil is evil

[x65943]

He made someone eat an apple?

List of god's offenses:

Made eating apples illegal and the penalty is death

Literally flooded the whole earth and killed everyone even babies

Turned women into salt for looking at fire

Killed his own son

 

[SAIYAN48]

Apples aren't forbidden, they got the words wrong in Latin. Malum can mean bad or apple.

 

[M7L7NK7]

Although the devil is cool, he isn't real

 

[x65943]

Although the devil is cool, he isn't real

Who would win, Santans or Gannon?

 

[City]

Don't forget how he was cool with slavery and to mistreat their slaves

 

[x65943]

Don't forget how he was cool with slavery and to mistreat their slaves

Naturally, I mean he expects hoomin to build giant temples to him and ritualistically maime and slaughter animals to fulfill his bloodlust

What are we but god's slaves?

 

[SG854]

God is like Walter White. No matter the evil deeds the fans will love you.

 

[The Catboy]

Bruh, I am literally a demon, why you gotta talk smack about my Lord?

 

[x65943]

Bruh, I am literally a demon, why you gotta talk smack about my Lord?

(did you read past title?)

 

[The Catboy]

(did you read past title?)

Bruh, catboys can’t read

 

[x65943]

Bruh, catboys can’t read

plz ask kindly for aryia to read 4u 2day

 

[FatalAryia]

plz ask kindly for aryia to read 4u 2day

I tried my best.

 

[The Catboy]

plz ask kindly for aryia to read 4u 2day

Oh, yeah! The Devil is cool beans and didn’t kill a lot of people

 

[The Catboy]

I tried my best.

HUMAN!!

 

[City]

HUMAN!!
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If only /r/cringetopia didn't shut down.

 

[Veho]

Product idea: "Forbidden-Fruit-By-The-Foot."
It's just fruit leather but with edgy marketing.

 

[x65943]

Product idea: "Forbidden-Fruit-By-The-Foot."
It's just fruit leather but with edgy marketing.

the mascot is a leather daddy wearing a fruit by the foot gimp suit

 

[plasturion]

Because he does lead down there, and he named himself as oposite to God "the one who is not".
Ignoring someone "who's not exist" seems easier than standing in objective truth, and this is bad.

 

[x65943]

Because he does lead down there, and he named himself as oposite to God "the one who is not".
Ignoring someone "who's not exist" seems easier than standing in objective truth, and this is bad.

are you saying satan's existence is an objective truth?

 

[plasturion]

Now, that's a logical riddle now.