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I watched a motherfucking bathing man for a 6-second cutscene. Fuck Japan right now.
If it makes you feel better...That was a fucking letdown of biblical porportions.
I watched a motherfucking bathing man for a 6-second cutscene. Fuck Japan right now.
Yeah Nintendo would be stupid not to show these on E3, so we'll probably know half of corocoro's info already XDCoro coro says they are revealing info next month on the 14th. But that's after E3.
Haha, that's hilariousThe large, vertical text on the far-left side says "自分で性交行く!" which means "Have sex with yourself and cum!" (but the grammar is wrong).
The far-right vertical text says "私は大うそつきだ!" which means "I'm a big, fat liar!"
The Japanese grammar and syntax is all wrong, so it was clearly written by someone who doesn't know Japanese. It was written in English first, fed into Google Translate, then shat out in Japanese.Higher-res image than the one above:Blue Page:
メガレックウザA (Mega Rayquaza A)
分類:ゲイポケモン (Species: Gay Pokemon)
タイプ:ドラゴン・ひこう・はがね (Type: Dragon/Flying/Metal)
とくせい:うんこ (Trait: Poop)
高さ:9.5m 重さ:314.5kg (Height, Weight)
このテキストは、あなたもそれを読むことができないほど小
さい。あなたはこの偽のでたらめを読もうとすれば愚かな目
に [ 急担 ]* をかけています。あなたは本当に、哀れだ。
"This text is so small that you can't read it.
You'd be an idiot to read this fake text that
means absolutely nothing. You are truly pathetic."
*(??? not sure; it's cut off at the bottom but it's my best guess)
Red Page:
メガレックウザΩ (Mega Rayquaza Ω)
分類:レズビアンポケモン (Species: Lesbian Pokemon)
タイプ:ドラゴン・ひこう・みず (Type: Dragon/Flying/Water)
とくせい:ちゃんたま (Trait: Testicles)
高さ:8.9m 重さ:420.6kg (Height, Weight)
一人で写真はこれが偽物であることをあなたが手掛
かりに十分でない場合は正直に、私はあなたを伝える
のか分からない。それは文字通りレックウザヘッドと
ディアルガとパルキアです。
"If you can't tell from the picture that this is fake,
then I honestly don't know how to tell you. It is
literally Rayquaza's head with Dialga and Palkia.
i had been wondering what they will include with the game, since in remakes they included somewhat a gadget.. (FR/LF wireless adapter, HG/SS had pokewalker)
I mean at least we know it's gonna use the XandY engine
They won't.With any luck they'll have managed to balance out the performance this time so no frame drops in battles. Not that it bothered me, but I know it did some people.