Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire

[MAXLEMPIRA]

meanwhile, in Hoenn. The famous first footage... baah... :/

 

[RikuCrafter]

That was a fucking letdown of biblical porportions.

 

[Vengenceonu]

I watched a motherfucking bathing man for a 6-second cutscene. Fuck Japan right now.

That was a fucking letdown of biblical porportions.

If it makes you feel better...

 

[frogboy]

THIS WAS GREAT, I SAW TWO POKEMEN. TAKE ALL MEH MONEY NINTENDOZ.

 

[nexuspunk]

well that sneak peak was a flop i'm going to go play some sonic generations now.

 

[Judas18]

I dunno why I expected more. Nintendo are notorious for this shit.

 

[PolloDiablo]

I watched a motherfucking bathing man for a 6-second cutscene. Fuck Japan right now.

 

[VMM]

This sums up what I felt about the new trailer:

 

[FireGrey]

So CoroCoro was leaked, revealed even more nothing than Pokemon Sunday.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[Demonbart]

This is ridiculous. They're all like "ermagerd we gun sho u da nu gaemz", then they show 2 3d models hardly moving and they call it a day.
Starting to think that Nintendo wasn't really ready for the announcement but some asshat just uploaded the video to youtube too soon.

 

[Nyancat]

Woot woot! Best game ever alert! I was born when original Ruby and Sapphire came out. So now I get to live the experience of what it was like

 

[GameWinner]

Coro coro says they are revealing info next month on the 14th. But that's after E3.

 

[Demonbart]

Coro coro says they are revealing info next month on the 14th. But that's after E3.

Yeah Nintendo would be stupid not to show these on E3, so we'll probably know half of corocoro's info already XD

 

[Arras]

The large, vertical text on the far-left side says "自分で性交行く！" which means "Have sex with yourself and cum!" (but the grammar is wrong).

The far-right vertical text says "私は大うそつきだ！" which means "I'm a big, fat liar!"

Spoiler: The rest:

Higher-res image than the one above:

Blue Page:
メガレックウザA (Mega Rayquaza A)
分類：ゲイポケモン (Species: Gay Pokemon)
タイプ：ドラゴン・ひこう・はがね (Type: Dragon/Flying/Metal)
とくせい：うんこ (Trait: Poop)
高さ：9.5m　重さ：314.5kg (Height, Weight)

このテキストは、あなたもそれを読むことができないほど小
さい。あなたはこの偽のでたらめを読もうとすれば愚かな目
に [ 急担 ]* をかけています。あなたは本当に、哀れだ。
"This text is so small that you can't read it.
You'd be an idiot to read this fake text that
means absolutely nothing. You are truly pathetic."
*(??? not sure; it's cut off at the bottom but it's my best guess)

Red Page:
メガレックウザΩ (Mega Rayquaza Ω)
分類：レズビアンポケモン (Species: Lesbian Pokemon)
タイプ：ドラゴン・ひこう・みず (Type: Dragon/Flying/Water)
とくせい：ちゃんたま (Trait: Testicles)
高さ：8.9m　重さ：420.6kg (Height, Weight)

一人で写真はこれが偽物であることをあなたが手掛
かりに十分でない場合は正直に、私はあなたを伝える
のか分からない。それは文字通りレックウザヘッドと
ディアルガとパルキアです。
"If you can't tell from the picture that this is fake,
then I honestly don't know how to tell you. It is
literally Rayquaza's head with Dialga and Palkia.

The Japanese grammar and syntax is all wrong, so it was clearly written by someone who doesn't know Japanese. It was written in English first, fed into Google Translate, then shat out in Japanese.

Haha, that's hilarious

 

[chavosaur]

I mean at least we know it's gonna use the XandY engine

 

[migles]

i had been wondering what they will include with the game, since in remakes they included somewhat a gadget.. (FR/LF wireless adapter, HG/SS had pokewalker)

in a random google search i just found this:

 

[VMM]

i had been wondering what they will include with the game, since in remakes they included somewhat a gadget.. (FR/LF wireless adapter, HG/SS had pokewalker)

Probably something that uses Nintendo NFCs.
I think it isn't just a coincidence it was announced a little before the announcement of those games

 

[DSoryu]

Mixing the sub-tittles of the remakes you got this:

Omega Heart of Fire and Alpha Soul of the Leafs

Yep, I can't wait too, and I don't know what to do in my spare time hahaha

 

[McHaggis]

I mean at least we know it's gonna use the XandY engine

With any luck they'll have managed to balance out the performance this time so no frame drops in battles. Not that it bothered me, but I know it did some people.

 

[xxNathanxx]

With any luck they'll have managed to balance out the performance this time so no frame drops in battles. Not that it bothered me, but I know it did some people.

They won't.